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Frankenstein bunny boy being gay? Lol

bruh these girls are FREAKS (i hate the writing in this book so bad lol)

okay girll u understand the language of water #MOANA

“well, then you know that in /reality/, if you kissed a rabbit, that would be fucking… bestiality, girl”

helloooo?? 😭😭😭

oh brother the writing from this pov is so cringy fjsnfmkdk but it’s like funny? Lol

“And then?
We saw someone else. Not Ursula at all.
A fucking man.

Um. Who the fuck was this, please?”

I, too, get upset when i see a man

no like why is this so queer coded like just kiss already TF

going pspsppspsos bc u dont know a prayer is so real

HELLO? and she eats and eats and shit and shit and poop and butthole

i want MOREEE

“To give you what you need, it’s so nice, you have no idea. I just want my whole life to go on like that.” Ohh okay 😢

wait im scared! IM SO NERVOUS WHAT

wait this broke my heart

okay it’s starting to pick up but what a MESS

men try not to be gross challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

????? that seems out of place helloo?? 😭😭😭😭😭

i also cannot stand men? go to THERAPY

note: i could really read ivan’s pov but PETER’S??? FACKKKKKK

i cannot stand this book AT ALL

religious psychosis is so scary

reading this while going through a fresh break up lol
“I don't even know what you want, she says. Whatever I do, it's not enough. It has to be the one thing I can't do, suddenly that's the only thing you want. It's like you're trying to make me suffer, just because you're suffering.” ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. this just stabbed me

that short story was so unnecessarily long

poor kyutaro

i know both parties are kinda responsible but Margaret… girl…..

oh dear oh dear OH DEAR

wow that chapter was intense as HELL

OH OH OH OHH

im cracking up at the thought that this would be so funny as a show

ohhh pawpaw is messy….

BRUH JUST GO DRINK WITH HIM?? TF

“Being rude to men who deserve it is a holy mission. Sisterhood is powerful, but being a bitch is more exhilarat-ing. Being a bitch is spectacular.”

thatttt partttt

i canttttt stand bob let the poor girl out