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exactly how it feels to be a girl I mean it

is this an extended metaphor for sex trafficking bc holy shit

excellent metaphor for sex work thus far wow

don't like the constant criticism of another girl for wearing a miniskirt, but otherwise holy fuck do I like this style so far it's delicious

if this is a domestic thriller drunk woman unreliable narrator novel I will flip my shit

why does the Irish nanny's internal voice sound like everyone else's? no colloquialisms, no accent or dialect, it's off. I hope that's intentional but idk

I think Devon’s approach is better but why are you posting on social media when you’re trying to surreptitiously film them 😭

Holy shit

Girl how do neither of their parents know what’s going on at school 😭 it’s a private school they definitely would be calling

“I love chemistry, biology and physics so much I could marry the subjects and have this huge polygamous family, and I love all these criminal science investigation shows and films about mutants, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also like sappy things like the notebook and when harry met sally.”
I’m sorry I hate that sentence so much

Redownloaded this app to say that on page 52 I hatched a prediction that aces is Rachel the bearer of coffee. Would be tickled if that were a red herring.

I see you la vie est belle !!!

Loving this book but wtf is this outfit

Can’t believe I missed how this is a commentary on the desensitization of violence

re-reading. need a palate cleanser after all the garbage writing I've endured of late

get you a man that promises you that however he continues to seduce and destroy another woman, he will always make sure to have time for you, I guess

me when I'm sexy and crazy

how did I just realize this is a high school...

I don't like Beth. wdym 'you don't have to be nice to my mom'? your mom was fine??

ok her roommate complaining about her hair being in the crockpot is valid tho…

This sucks but it’s all I have at the DMV so

Yo Princess Nastoya is so interesting?

haven't touched in months. I SHALL finish this book!

underwhelmed... the dream of a common language set the bar too high

tourvel is so dumb im crying

these crazy girls lmaooo

This book is sooo smart

A teacher inviting his student to his house AND he reads Chuck klosterman— DANGER !!!

Carson telling Julie he was planning on drinking tea and reading Jane Austen… if he’s straight he’s nefarious. Up to no good