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this one’s on me. too much code not enough girls

ok im formulating an opinion about historical fiction based on real people which is that i think i'd rather just read a biography. felt this way about lioness of boston, too

me excitedly screaming about the isabella stewart gardner mention as if the art collecting world in the 1910 isn't like. tiny. not to mention we're literally at an auction In Boston

i thought this was going to be bad in a fun way but it might just be bad in a bad way :(

help my girlfriends have unionized

this book was immediately bad in a fun way. i’m going to hate read this soooo good

the rush of serotonin i get when sophie shipmates reunite needs to be studied. like WHY on EARTH do i CARE about the BRITISH NAVY

i’ve been pronouncing “mauritius” wrong for eight years

these books are so, so, so bad. i want to read 80 of them

these books aren’t for everyone which sucks because you guys are missing out on the funniest scene in all of literature. “jack, you have debauched my sloth.”

OKAY!!!!! this is more of less the last part i remember reading when i stopped in 2018 so im officially in uncharted waters!!!!!!!! IM SCARED!!!!!!!!!!

crazy that this book and the book i read yesterday have the same plot twist

bad books with one really, REALLY good character. mars baby im sorry all these crazy people are being crazy around you all the time

i forgot about stephen’s bees ahahahhahahahaha

i miss the sophie this ship sucks

i cannot believe

i can’t believe i survived reading the other book and told myself yeah let’s do more on purpose right away

i’m forcing myself to go to sleep but it is against every will i’ve got

its been 8 years since ive read this so i forgot how much i forgot about these books!!!!! im having so much FUN i'd die for jack and stephen i really would

heather m herrman favorite YA author question mark exclamation point

i thought i was only gonna read game changer which in retrospect is funny because of course im going to reread heated rivalry who the hell am i fooling

im rereading before the show comes out (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) but oh my god this is genuinely the worst audiobook ive ever listened to. what the HELL is kip's accent supposed to be???

wait the movie they get freaky to is BABE???!! the PIG MOVIE?????

waiting for everyone to break out into “brotherhood of man”