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rare progress update to say that this shit is pissing me off so much that I started annotating

I was persuaded to finish this. hopefully I will stay out of the youtube shorts era

I am on a hot streak of hating everything I read unless it’s the fleabag script so this better pull through Theresa

Tell me why I was surprised the first time a dragon showed up like there literally isn't one on the cover

did you know that Blue didn’t eat her greens? (3.5/5)

I’m not going to finish this without crying. stay tuned ig

this book just called percy straight ahahahahahaha

I kind of started reading this for a bit and forgot about it but here it shall remain until I finish it (or dnf we’ll see)

this goes so hard oh my godddddd

Two guys that hate each other in the most endearing way, a thief they've both kissed, a pirate, and That guy on a boat together for AT LEAST four days?

scrumptious. top tier. amazing. this cannot be beat.

if I had a nickel for the second of a trilogy of fantasy books introducing a "privateer" character who is involved in kidnapping the female protagonist and insistently correcting her when she uses the word "pirate", I would have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

“Ontario sucks. As the prophets says.” real

to be clear, I am reading this out of morbid curiosity and nothing more

selwyn kane…the “man” that you are <3

I have a lot of regrets rn

okay. so. yes. I gave the first book one star. but I just have such a morbid curiosity has to how so many people are obsessed with this series so here I am

This is the first physical book I am reading this year lol

Oh my God. They YAified 1984.

can’t breeze past the sentence “their former RA and human wet blanket”. I’m here to have silly little time reading a silly little fantasy book and I’m catching strays.

bc I need to wait for Lala my beloved to catch up in Hell Bent :)

The grishaverse hyperfixation definitely isn’t a problem rn or anything…

Still loving this. I don’t know if I trust Nick but here we are.