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Not sure anything can quite match the thrill of absolutely despising a book and finding out the author is Israeli

Possibly the first time a line in a book has made me genuinely gag

NEWARK MENTIONED ‼️‼️‼️

I see why this book has a companion piece now I don't have a fucking clue what's going on

This is shite

Did not know this was written in the second person this rules

The repeated usage of 2020s dialect from a character in the 1980s is really throwing me off

This is hot garbage

It's conclave season bitches

Next time this piece of shit wants me to read another massive footnote I'm going to shoot myself in the head

Were the booker committee on crack when they decided this was the winner?

STOP COMMITTING INCEST

Ewwwwwww

Dear God

I am really not appreciating some of the unnecessarily gendered language in this book so far

Yeah I'm not reading this hahaha what's the point of writing this book if you've not gained any self awareness? I'm seven pages in but it's already repugnant

Ewwwwwwww

Trying to better understand my ex lol but I'm expecting to hate this and the author

This book is going to make me kill myself and I say that in the most complimentary way possible

This is so long

Also this is really fucking bad

Considering she's an author Colleen Hoover has a very tenuous grasp of the English language

Oh this is already terrible

11 year olds do not talk like this

Why do I already dislike these characters

Feels like he's run out of ideas

I did not expect to like this book but good lord I adore this writing style

I thought this was a novel Jesus Christ this is soooooo bad

This is stupidly well written, such a hypnotic quality to it. I really wish I hadn't started reading this at 1am because I want to absorb it all at once

This is the most sloppily written book I've ever had the displeasure of reading