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guy who got really into dnd and stopped reading (it’s me)

i read the eraserhead screenplay and it’s not on goodreads but i wanna say what was that!

these latest read additions were brought to you by “haley reads the script for movies instead of watching them for her assignments”

flopped on my reading goal of 2023 due to discovering the joys of video games and the perils of applying to graduate school. and also the horrors life. nevertheless she persisted

stephenie meyer could have cut perhaps a solid third of this book if she didn’t unnecessarily describe everything bella was doing every second of the day

just had to read the screenplay for the movie neighbors and i wanted to come on here to rate it 1 star but alas it is not listed on goodreads. but i rate it 1 star. the only good thing about that script is that it ended eventually

going to frow up (with tears)

oh patroclus we’re really in it now

omg ppl r obsessed w that hamlet quote!!!

i love when i accurately pick out chekovs gun

if i had a nickel for every time i read a book this year where a taxidermy animal comes back to life & attacks a character, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

this book 🤝 hill house show
“there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of in your philosophy”

help

want to say i read the frances ha screenplay in its entirety thinking i was reading the shiva baby screenplay 🪽

bitches read tfios screenplay to understand genre conventions of coming-of-age movies and end up crying over the same story they first read literally 10 years ago (i’m bitches)

still don’t know why they had to kiss in the anne frank house

need to devour more coming of age scripts asap 🙏 on my rocky training montage grind

everyone clap and cheer i finally got my hands on this book (at such a timely moment for it too!) i think i am going to read this over and over so i can steal julia armfield’s writing for myself

compelling but painfully neoliberal. saw that this author essentially published hrc fanfiction and was like yeah that checks out

aaaAHHH

convincing myself i can tell when certain parts r written by rick

nvm i might like this book now

“In every universe, it’s you for me. Even if it’s not me for you.” — the first semblance of emotion this book has made me feel so far

IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE BABY!!!!!

got to the part where rue died i cried the fuck outta my eyes so goddamn hard i can’t feel my left face

i read the bones and all screenplay but it’s not on goodreads so i can’t add it to my reading total 💔💔

i KNOW story structure and i KNOW romance tropes and yet i am still emotionally distraught over the third act breakup every time