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this book is so good at pissing me off

every time he flirts with her she thinks it's a misogyny thing like ............... girl no god forbid he LIKES you omfg don't pmo

so emily is horny in this one

is she a sociopath? whats going on here lol. why is it giving thriller and not yk ,... the title of the book

this is so boring god 😭 i'm way more interested in whatever jackson got going on tbh

maybe we survive the horror story with the friends we made along the way

charlie sampson i am CLOCKING your TEA

if anything bad happens to charlie and bailey i'm killing everyone in the room and then myself

lord henry you would love sabrina carpenter

the narration is like alec and dani just learned what cussing is

i'm going to beat this bitch andrew up tbh

went and had a situationship distract me from this book but i'm back now

only stopping because me and grant are about to have lunch ... and even though this is lore i've known for like 20 years at this point i'm still GAGGED!!! THE GAGGERY OF IT ALL

nothing just rereading the best book out of the series for funsies <3

actually alice you need to leave that man in hell that's where he belongs

REBECCA the way you write about love makes me want to bash my head into the fucking WALL (affectionate)

peter murdoch you are the most pathetic meow meow of a man who has ever set foot in cambridge. i need you biblically

my second rf kuang so you'll forgive me that i didn't know she could be this funny

ugh part 2 is from eli's pov and i don't WANT that TRAITOROUS ZEALOT'S POV

victor wants eli's cookie so fucking bad

i'm frothing at the mouth a little bit, maybe yall were right??