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So all these men are actually cunts

How many times am I gonna say Carter is a bitch?

I knew Carter was a bitch

WHO THE FUCK OKAY’D THE BLURB FOR THIS BOOK?!

Okay, Ashley you got me. Ya bamboozled me

I SWEAR I will lose my shit if they’re siblings! Oh wait what if it’s……nvm

I am DNFing this book. I mentally cannot handle it being a mother. I want to know the ending but I can’t bring myself to finish. It is my no go subject and I’m just straight up not having a good time.

I think I’m gonna have to stop this book. Oh My lord 😭🤢

Someone better tell me what the fuck is going on.

Why the fuck did I not read what this was about before I started the audiobook.

Lmao. This can’t be the same booktok that rips other authors apart for writing similar story and poor writing. But because it’s cool to hate coho, it’s okay. Got it.

Okay okay that’s enough, we get it, you like rough wild unhinged sex, but I need those first 206 page feelings already.

“You’re all the best things to me, Sloan. No matter how many bruises are in your heart or on your skin.” 😩😩😩😩😩😩 I AM A SLUT FOR ROWAN

Chapter 29 Violet is insufferable 😒

DNF @ 20%
It’s incredibly boring. I don’t know what I thought this book was about but I was wrong, and you probably are too.

Road trip listen with my boys.

I skipped ahead for the “twist” and I’m DNFing. I ain’t waiting 300 pages for a damn plot reveal. No ma’am