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my update was gonna be “pls kill barbara she’s so insufferable” but then joan said “the world was full of barbaras. that’s the whole problem.” so now i actually have to kill myself.

oh this is fire

why are they basically married already i need a white kdrama truck to run someone over

just got hit with the classic horrible back and forth on the height difference highlighted by the “you’re what? like 4 feet 9 inches?” i hope lightning strikes me dead.

no one talks like this.

I feel like that one meme of the emoji smiling evily and rubbing its hands together at the mention of lesbian astronauts

had to get up and walk a lap.

wait. he literally said he took LSD and moved on. bro is like 14.

i’m charlie, charlie i am.

oh so I've already cried twice and teared up an innumerable number of times.

this is the first time in a long time that i’m actually wishing for a second book.

why is he ragebaiting a spree killer

two types of men exist and both are insane, just in different ways.