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i just think if we have Alex a glock, it might solve her problems 🤷🏻‍♀️

the meme potential of this book might be unmatched. thank you alexandra jennings for your pop culture references, you really are just a girl

if i was Alex i’d sue everyone and everything for emotional distress

also i may or may not have barked at some point but i will neither confirm nor deny so i guess you’ll never know

I think that Alex would be a recurring guest on America’s Funniest Home Videos

Sabaa is still evil incase anyone was wondering

i don’t like where this is going. i think i know where it’s going and i don’t like it. get me OUTTA HERE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SABAA

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

there are so many layers to what is going on right now

everyone talking ish about my girl Helene needs to shut up right the freak now or they’re gonna have me to deal with (Quil i’m looking at you. you may be Livia’s boy but i will throw hands with you)

this book is absolutely delectable and i will be parading my butt into Orbit books immediately upon finishing so that i can steal book 2

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS BOOK

FISH BOY I LOVE YOU

okay give him back now it’s not funny

blah blah blah proper noun place name backstory stuff

whatever you say fish boy

i haven’t tabbed a book in so long but boy do i wish i’d done it for this one

BOM! bom bom bom bom bom! *insert creepy organ noises here*

erin craig i love you so much