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Food fight on a pirate ship sailing to the Isle of the Damned?? OOOK.

”I’m the king now. Any objections?”
— Sloth. OKAY KING.

“Being a main character was exhausting.”
NO SHIT, girl.

End of chapter 23 — what the ACTUAL FUCK????

“Mortals has puppies and kittens, and I had Sil (an ice dragon) to love and raise before releasing him to the pack” 🖤

I love both characters so much — Adriana is wickedly sassy and funny with her sarcasm and cynicism. And Prince Gluttony? SMASH.

i love these characters so much!!!
"You don't have to worry so much."
"That's like telling water not to be wet," Kenji mutters, crunching popcorn again. "This man lives to worry about you. It's his favorite thing to do. Between worrying about you and talking about you and frolicking through fields aggressively shouting your name at wildlife, I'm surprised the man has any time left to fuck with the world."

oh it feels so good to be back home. shatter me is probably my favorite serie of all time. so diving back into this universe is a blessing 🩵
“It feels like I’m being assaulted by a flower.
It’s annoying, though, the knife at my throat.”

Michael : “I think you should go in a run, it’ll make you feel better.” 🤡
yes, asshole. send her running again. Mina forgot herself and all her dreams for u and you don’t even listen to her, make time for her, even have it in you to be truthful to her. jesus he’s a red flag. and Mina… where is her personality?

Michael Drake is the reddest red flag I could think of. Don’t know where this goes, I feel like an ass saying that, but I think Mina is way better off without her husband. 🚩

so, let me get this straight — Hercules sees Meg once and decides she’s a damsel in distress. that she needs his help, she needs to be rescued and then he goes and strikes a freakin lifetime deal with Hades?
sheesh.

Gooooooosh Dusty is so far gone for Cam 🧎🏼‍♂️✨

“You might not like her, but at least she’s the devil you know.” Teddy and Gus are both these people used to be there for others and not for themselves. Aaaand they got stuck in a closet, yk. And they hate each other. 🥳

hot!

first audio book ever, I’ll get addicted

“Being a woman had closed many doors to Hazel Sinnett, but it had also revealed to her a valuable tool in her arsenal: women were almost entirely overlooked as people, which gave her the power of invisibility.”

Le début me fait énormément penser à la série The Artful Dodger avec Maia Mitchell et Thomas Brodie-Sangster, je suis curieuse de voir où ça s’en va, quoi que j’en aies une petite idée!

feels good to read a romance book without it being toxic

Childhood friend/crush, an unpredicted child bursting in his doorstep, her boyfriend/future-ex who’s a complete jerk imo, she’s her best friend’s little sis’
I love it so far 🖤

I would’ve payed to be the fly in the room, seeing the morning after the party when Summer barged in with her alarm and got them all to go on a hike!

Mark Hunt is a disgusting pig 🐖
Still don’t know what to think about Shane 🫠
I would still choose the bear over Tim, I have nooooo trust in him at all

Hear me out ; spoiler or not I don’t know but I want to write this somewhere just so I make sure I don’t forget this. Here are my predictions : Shane didn’t do it, Tim did. He was jealous of Shane because he had the girl and he tried to k*ll her, made sure she didn’t actually d/ed so he could frame Shane and get him far away from Brooke