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I’m GOING to finish a book this week. You guys aren’t ready….

just read an entire essay without compulsively checking my phone nobody pops Vyvanse like this girl

Me when I write a book about the hot button trending topic of psychotic girlhood when my girlhood was unfortch pretty lukewarm so it reads as an aspirational virgin-suicides wannabe fantasia

IM GOING TO END MY SLUMP IM GOING TO END MY SLUMP IM GOING TO END MY SLUMP IM GOING TO END M

Dead wife montage ✅

stunosha

mind-numbingly boring but I refuse to dnf anything so seeing it through

Me when I’ve had no food and three coffees and review the wrong book because the letters are blending together

Me when I want to finish the secret history before bed but my brother comes into my room and spends an hour telling me about the Covid 19 lab leak theory. Love the enthusiasm and media skepticism but I am not in the mood for conspiracies ! I am in the mood to read my fun little book !

If I don’t like moshfegh should I remove sally rooney from my tbr

So miffed cuz I can’t log the paris review :P

I’m literally just too well-adjusted to enjoy moshfegh I’m so sorry

I have to read all the books on my tbr right now or I will explode

I know the secret history is literally among other things a satire on pretension but every time I pick it up I cannot help but compare myself and feel soooo profoundly stupid

Looking for ferns!

Finally getting out of my slump and actually reading the books that have been sitting on my “currently reading” list for a month. Finals are rough.

So insane how I keep coming back to Moshfegh expecting to really enjoy her writing and end up at least mildly disappointed every time

Can Gillian Flynn make better book covers I’m so tired of not buying Gone Girl and Sharp Objects cuz the covers are ugleh

Me when I literally judge books by their covers