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I would have liked this better if it was just a modern retelling. Instead of a modern retelling that is super aware of the Bennet sister dynamics and breaks the fourth wall a bit by calling herself Mary.

Lol I don't love that the title calls itself funny.

Bahaha. Them calling Target "a big box store" is so funny. Like, yes, it is one. But them going for the first time is hilarious.

Loved this YouTube series back in the day!

Reese Bookclub. Also Meryl Streep narrates!

Lol this brings me back. I read this in high school.

....okay, did not see a kidnapping coming. Lol.

Oof. She's going to be this kid's stepmom without marrying the dad, isn't she? Lol. I hope she just adopts her somehow and cuts out the mediocre man.

In a shock to no one, she's too embarrassed by hooking up with them both that now she's running away. I will be very shocked if she doesn't decide one is the better fit and gives up on the group project aspect.

Lol. I love that in between her accidentally finding two guys on a dating app that have perfected the art of a threesome, one of the classmates is writing Elizabeth the Virgin Queen and time traveling Alexander the Great.

I love that she's about willing to let him die in a hurricane instead of admitting that he's her sneaky link. 🤣

Only two months late getting this hold. 🤣

Lol. I had an actual hold for this on Libby.

✨ Chaos ✨

Very slow, but interesting still.

Lol I love the inconsistency in the covers.

Lol. They're just gonna awkwardly draw out both of these romances until the end of the series, aren't they?

Very rarely are there two main characters that don't fall in love. Fi (can't remember what her name is short for) is tied magically to Prince Briar (sleeping beauty retelling) who is a ghost spirit thing while he's under the curse. Runnaway Princess-turned-Hunter Shane (gay with boy name lol) meets Red (I assume Little Red Riding Hood, but that hasn't been confirmed enough). So lots of romance. Just not together.

Slow. But I love the narrator.

Ugh. I hope he's the next one to get Canceled.

Lol. Two people have died AT THEIR CAMP and the former director died the night of the last show recently. But, the show must go on.

Their DND characters have made out but they haven't yet lol.

"No one in my small town can know I'm bi!"

*wears rainbows*
*is in a DND group*
*seems to only have queer friends*

Okay. Won't tell a soul. 🤣

Girl wants to be stalked so bad. Lol. It's a little embarrassing, actually.

I genuinely don't know why this was on my TBR holds. I waited MONTHS for this. Lol. Like. It's fine.

"Interlude" is the first one that's objectively terrible writing. And then the next story starts immediately with a fantasy of hooking up with rivals. 🤣

Retelling of Emma.

It doesn't make it less of catfishing because she calls it Kat-fishing (her name is Kat). 🤣