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I had to look it up to see how old the author was when this was written because I can't describe it, but it feels like it was written by a teenager.

Who's going to go missing? The young, hot new girlfriend? The teenaged daughter? The inexperienced nanny that likes true crime?

Jane Eyre but add in a cursed house.

Reese's Bookclub.

Lol not her being jealous of herself.

Bit confusing. But the author tries to keep you with the MC.

She's been emotional cheating (on her now husband with two kids) for years, but it might get physical now.

Oof. Her talking to "you" of a guy that is about to leave her for the second time is a lot. He seems to be the one that got away that she just resorts back to narrating to, but he doesn't seem that great.

Reese Bookclub.

Ew. She's having an emotional affair with the brother, but wants it physical. I'm just spite finishing this book at this point. Should DNF. But we'll see.

The fiance / Mama's Boy is wrong for all of this. I want my son to love me, but also respect his future partner. This is gross.

Lol. Why does she think she should be in the family photo when she's only been dating a few months?



Oh shit. As I wrote this update, he proposed.

Lol wait. Is this just a Mama's Boy book? I've been putting it off because I thought it was a cheater book (because a lot on the Reese's Bookclub list have been).

How is her pseudonym also her actual name? Lol. Reese's Bookclub. Self-help, autobiography from some random person I don't know.

This book feels like it's book two or three in a series, but doesn't seem to actually be.

I hope she finds love because her ex is the worst.

Sometimes books might be too long. I definitely thought it was wrapping up. Lol. So idk what the next 4hrs of the audiobook could possibly be about.

Swoon.

Was 7 Husbands of Evelyn Hugo based on her life? 🤣 Girl has terrible taste in men, yet keeps marrying them.

There are a ton of books about her!

I mean, I picked up on most of this (only describing debut album right now). But I see why there's a Taylor Swift literature college class somewhere.

How are we this far in and she's only like 11? Lol. Is this just a child abuse book? We don't even get to see her fall in love and be rude to her step family that treated her badly?

So far, she's just the typical middle child of seven children (the last two being the stepmother's).

I love that the cool mean girls are called "The Ems": Emily Bell (almost always referred to as both names), Emma, and Emmerson.

The narrator pronounces her name like Elsa.

Good Lord lol. Is the rest of this book going to just be smut? 🤣🔥

Okay. But the thought she's putting into rating what pokemon someone's penis looks like is incredible lol.

Lol she has one ex dead and the other one is in jail for the murder. Yet somehow this MC is so boring.