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The dinner table scene? Sir, there were people sitting RIGHT THERE!!! But also, I’m giggling and kicking my feet so you could say I’m liking it thus far 😂

The banter is bantering 😏

Imagine your parents naming you, in all seriousness, an afterthought 😂😭

Everyone is so stuck up about getting this damn treasure chest, I am going to laugh my ass off if it’s a mimic 😂

We all know why this man needs a minute before he can get out of the hot springs 😂

Oh this is amazing so far!!

Oh I am loving this so much, the Taylor Swift references, the Groundhog Day vibes, it’s truly amazing!

Well, well, well… how the turntables 🙃

I am suspicious of everyone…

I honestly don’t know ANYONE under the age of 60 names Johannes 😂
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‘But I'd rather not be known as the "new guy". I prefer to be called Johannes.'
‘Johannes,' I repeated, genuinely intrigued. 'That's an unusual name.’
He offered a faint smile in response. ‘I’m Dutch,’ he explained.
‘We moved here from the Netherlands because my parents apparently needed a change of scenery.’

I am INVESTED

Oh. My. Goddess. I am enjoying this SO MUCH 🥰

Girly is still talking way too much about her teacher not to be into him 🙆🏼‍♀️

Everything is about to turn to shit isn’t it? 🥲

Imagine being curled up against Xaden at a camp with a fire crisping in the background 🥰

Xaden being a chill guy just seems so off 😂

Okayyyy, it’s finally starting to pick up 💪🏻

There’s a goddamn war going on outside but yeah sure let’s fight each other in the courtyard… Bunch of friggin teens 😭

Girl, stop kidding yourself and accept that you have a huge crush on your teacher. It’s okay, we’ve all been there and done that…

“Even with his misguided sense of fashion, Rodriguez was a handsome man. It wasn't the first time I'd thought so. With his dark hair and long legs he was exactly my type. Or he would have been, if I wasn't fairly certain he already had a crush on Professor Sankara.”

Lmao this is giving Vampire Academy/Twilight vibes in the best way possible 😂

Maybe it’s just me but its like she will get together with the teacher, not the vampire 👀
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"You'll be spending your lunch hour here, Pendragon" Professor Rodriguez said with deceptive pleasantness. "Your entire lunch hour."
I stared back at him. His richly warm complexion paired well with his large, hazel eyes. His dark hair had a natural wave to it and was slightly ruffled, giving him a rugged appearance.

The jnfo dumping is strong with this one 😅

Loving ittttt

This is gooooooood

The pirate-y English is very amusing

It’s great having Andrew Wincott living rent free in my head for half of the internal dialogues 🙃

I know we’re not far into the year yet but this is legit the best thing I’ve read so far and I had not expected that

I’d hate for this to be my first DNF of the year but it’s tempting…