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Soff
Soff is 82% done with Project Hail Mary
“You’re a coward and you always have been. You abandoned a promising scientific career because people didn’t like a paper you wrote.”

wait is this fucking play about us?
Mar 23, 2026 09:38PM Add a comment
Project Hail Mary

Soff
Soff is 67% done with Project Hail Mary
“Sorry, Earth, I think. There. Much better last thought.”

he is so performative. i love him
Mar 23, 2026 09:22AM Add a comment
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Soff
Soff is 53% done with Project Hail Mary
“Very complex, but not AI at all.”

fuck AI
Mar 18, 2026 06:39PM Add a comment
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Soff
Soff is 49% done with Project Hail Mary
“The solution was so simple. They just didn’t know it. They didn’t even know the problem until it was too late.”

no le digas se va a poner tristito
Mar 18, 2026 04:51PM Add a comment
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Soff
Soff is 48% done with Project Hail Mary
“And just like that another climate denier is born.”

nada q ver pero hubo un tiempo en el que quise ser meteoróloga
Mar 18, 2026 04:29PM Add a comment
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Soff
Soff is 44% done with Project Hail Mary
“Well, you’re not alone anymore, buddy,” I say. “Neither of us are.”

we are so fucked, aren't we?
Mar 17, 2026 08:33PM Add a comment
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Soff
Soff is 44% done with Project Hail Mary
“You observe, question?” Rocky asks.”

pobre cosita fea
Mar 17, 2026 08:19PM Add a comment
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Soff
Soff is 38% done with Project Hail Mary
“ Every pore of my being yells at me to go back to sleep, but I told Rocky I’d be back”

I FEEL VERY MATERNAL ABOUT ROCKY 🥹🤏
Mar 17, 2026 04:20PM Add a comment
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Soff
Soff is 14% done with Project Hail Mary
“Human suffering is often an abstract concept to kids. But animal suffering is something else entirely.”
Mar 09, 2026 09:22PM Add a comment
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Soff
Soff is on page 65 of 476 of Project Hail Mary
“Who’s going to do that? Do you know?”
“You,” she said. “You’re going to do it.”

sin querer se volvía re importante
Mar 09, 2026 05:31PM Add a comment
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Soff
Soff is 5% done with Project Hail Mary
“No, I don’t know that. I used to know that. Now I only know the sun’s dying,”

uy a mi me daba una ansiedad cuando decían algo así en la escuela like girl i'm just 9 years old i don't want to die
Mar 08, 2026 08:57AM Add a comment
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Soff
Soff is 4% done with Project Hail Mary
“I run the numbers and come up with an answer I don’t like. The gravity in this room is too high. ”

ojalá no acordarme quien soy pero por alguna razón ser inteligente
Mar 06, 2026 10:02AM Add a comment
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Soff
Soff is starting Letter to His Father
“It is as if someone is going to be hanged. If he really is hanged, then he is dead and it is all over. But if he has to go through all the preliminaries to being hanged and he learns of his reprieve only when the noose is dangling before his face, he may suffer from it all his life. ”
Mar 04, 2026 02:22PM Add a comment
Letter to His Father

Soff
Soff is 98% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
Here they came upon the spirit of Achilles, son of Peleus, and of Patroclus too.

oh shut up
Feb 22, 2026 12:27PM Add a comment
Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)

Soff
Soff is 97% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
“She asked you to hurt me and you drew your wand.”

😭😭
Feb 20, 2026 07:57AM Add a comment
Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)

Soff
Soff is 97% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
“How did you know?”
“How did I know, what?”
“That you loved your brother?”

oh man
Feb 19, 2026 10:21PM Add a comment
Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)

Soff
Soff is 96% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
“This is one of the last times I remember,” Sirius says finally, waving his hand vaguely around, “that you really felt like mine.”

oh the black brothers loving you makes me physically sick
Feb 19, 2026 10:15PM Add a comment
Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)

Soff
Soff is 95% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
“I really thought I was going to come back to you.

DONT😭
Feb 19, 2026 10:11PM Add a comment
Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)

Soff
Soff is 94% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
To the Dark Lord,

I know I will be dead long before you read this but I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret…
Feb 19, 2026 10:09PM Add a comment
Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)

Soff
Soff is 93% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
Kreacher’s bottom lip wobbles. “I is not leaving Master Regulus here alone.”

BASTAAAAA
Feb 19, 2026 10:07PM Add a comment
Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)

Soff
Soff is 92% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
How does the saying go? No rest for the wicked?

no one mourns the wicked?
Feb 19, 2026 09:55PM Add a comment
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Soff
Soff is 91% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
Because to Remus, Sirius is still a kid.

Sometimes he’s even still trapped in that house.

HE WAS ALWAYS AT THAT HOUSE HE NEVER LEFT 😭 he couldn't it was a drag path
Feb 19, 2026 09:49PM Add a comment
Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)

Soff
Soff is 90% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
“That kid is going to be…so…loved.”

believe me he is but not by him and not at the beginning... but he is someday
Feb 19, 2026 09:23PM Add a comment
Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)

Soff
Soff is 88% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
“I thought I knew what I was doing,” he says desperately, barely able to get the words out. “But I’m so fucking lost. I’m so empty.

😭😭
Feb 19, 2026 09:15PM Add a comment
Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)

Soff
Soff is 88% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
like they’re holding one another.

Fuck off 😭😭😭
Feb 19, 2026 09:12PM Add a comment
Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)

Soff
Soff is 87% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
You is needing saving sir.

And what had he said in reply? Over and over again?

TE AMO KREACHER 😭🤏
Feb 19, 2026 09:05PM Add a comment
Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)

Soff
Soff is 86% done with Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)
“James,”

Help me. Please help me.

PLS SAVEEEE HIMMMMM😭 take me instead
Feb 19, 2026 09:01PM Add a comment
Choices - Volume 3 (Choices #3)

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