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Abbs is 51% done with Things My Son Needs to Know About the World

STAHP I can't with this. Also that God/airport metaphor has a lot of traction.

— Mar 03, 2026 12:18PM Add a comment

Abbs is 34% done with Things My Son Needs to Know About the World

ok but like I need to stop listening to hilarious audiobooks at night...almost woke my kid up twice now lol

— Mar 02, 2026 01:07AM Add a comment

Abbs is 67% done with And Then There Were None

The way Dan reads this literally feels like watching a show. Everyone sounds so different! It’s all the same guy! There’s a reason he’s one of the best, & this is proof.

— Nov 20, 2025 07:55PM Add a comment

Abbs is 50% done with And Then There Were None

Ok but like why is this so good???

— Nov 19, 2025 12:44AM Add a comment

Abbs is 2% done with And Then There Were None

Agatha Christie read by Dan Stevens? Biggest no-brainer ever.

— Nov 17, 2025 01:42PM Add a comment

Abbs is 60% done with The Last Mrs. Parrish (Mrs. Parrish, #1)

Was Billy Campbell from Enough the blueprint for Jackson?? Can't convince me otherwise.

— Oct 27, 2025 09:05PM Add a comment

Abbs is 2% done with The Last Mrs. Parrish (Mrs. Parrish, #1)

This is going to be further proof to me that anyone named AMBER is a terrible person lol

— Oct 25, 2025 12:40PM Add a comment

Abbs is 76% done with The Golem of Brooklyn

Of COURSE there's a chapter dedicated to Zoom-calling Larry David. Shoulda known.

— Oct 20, 2025 10:09PM Add a comment

Abbs is 37% done with The Golem of Brooklyn

Between this, Starter Villain, & I See You've Called In Dead, I have not laughed this hard reading books in a very long time.

— Oct 18, 2025 11:26PM Add a comment

Abbs is 12% done with The Golem of Brooklyn

How did this become the 2nd book I've read this year to have such comedic ties with dolphins??

— Oct 18, 2025 09:43PM Add a comment

Abbs is on page 143 of 559 of Katabasis

Well my brain is hurting but I'm hella entertained. Would that be considered a paradox?

— Oct 12, 2025 08:35PM Add a comment

Abbs is on page 50 of 559 of Katabasis

This is gonna take a while for me to finish. A scholarly Hell does indeed sound like hell.

— Oct 11, 2025 12:03PM Add a comment

Abbs is starting Katabasis

God bless the library.

— Oct 10, 2025 03:09PM Add a comment

Abbs is 91% done with World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War

Final stretch (almost). Still scary.

— Oct 09, 2025 11:26AM Add a comment

Abbs is 66% done with World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War

This book definitely benefits from the audiobook reading. Like, wow.

— Oct 08, 2025 07:24PM Add a comment

Abbs is 48% done with World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War

Well this is a lot deeper & darker than I was expecting...

— Oct 07, 2025 05:17PM Add a comment

Abbs is on page 20 of 342 of World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War

WHY AM I LISTENING TO THIS AT NIGHT HOLY HELL YOU DUMB--

— Oct 06, 2025 09:49PM Add a comment

Abbs is 53% done with Good Material

MORRISSSSSSS...

— Sep 23, 2025 10:41AM Add a comment

Abbs is 32% done with Good Material

Arthur Darvill is hilarious. God bless him.

— Sep 22, 2025 10:23AM Add a comment

Abbs is on page 156 of 437 of Two Twisted Crowns (The Shepherd King, #2)

I'm trying to really take my time with this... but I can't. FLYING THROUGH AHHHHH

— Sep 20, 2025 12:50PM Add a comment

Two Twisted Crowns (The Shepherd King, #2)

Abbs is on page 160 of 432 of One Dark Window (The Shepherd King, #1)

Oh no, I have chores to do but I don't wanna do any of them cuz THIS BOOK HAS SUCKED ME IN. Crap.

— Sep 19, 2025 03:12PM Add a comment

Abbs is on page 115 of 432 of One Dark Window (The Shepherd King, #1)

So glad I saved this for closer to Spooky Season. It's hitting the spot.

— Sep 19, 2025 12:08PM Add a comment

Abbs is 5% done with Demon Copperhead

The audiobook dude sounds exactly like Tom Cruise. Awesome.

— Sep 10, 2025 10:36PM Add a comment

Abbs is on page 200 of 535 of Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil

Never did I think I’d be reading a lesbian vampire novel. That being said… it’s pretty fun.

— Sep 02, 2025 05:09PM Add a comment

Abbs is 30% done with Dracula

Friends don't let friends eat BIRDS. (gags)

— Jul 26, 2025 05:00PM Add a comment

Abbs is 78% done with Ask Not: The Kennedys and the Women They Destroyed

God bless Rosemary, who deserves every single good thing.
And f**k Old Joe. May he never know peace, even in death.

— Jul 20, 2025 12:28AM Add a comment

Abbs is 25% done with Ask Not: The Kennedys and the Women They Destroyed

I'm gathering that the Kennedy Men were/are very, very, very, VERY... mid at best, repugnant at worst. These poor women.
Already know the Ethel chapter(s?) are gonna enrage me, just like Jackie O's have. smdh

— Jul 18, 2025 11:17PM Add a comment

Abbs is on page 2 of 488 of Dracula

You can bet your sweet tuchus I'm listening to the Tim Curry/Alan Cumming audiobook. WHAT IS THIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD

— Jul 12, 2025 03:34PM Add a comment

Abbs is on page 48 of 185 of Ring Shout

This is kinda gross. I kinda love it.

— Jun 14, 2025 08:56PM Add a comment