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surprise! trig still sucks ☹️

i’ve felt so many feels reading this book but today i feel heartwarmed 🫶🏻

BOO what the fork

1. the scammer is getting scammed
2. mommy issues out the wazoo
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ok, accidentally booked two couples massages?? pls

all of that for THAT???

forever grateful i was not in a competitive program lmao

their dialogue and interactions are not appropriate for an audience but none of the other characters seem to notice??

TIL that most working women in the 1940s were unmarried because most employers required that they resign when they got married 🥴

i can already tell this one’s gonna hit me hard. one of the top five introductions i’ve read this year.

cannot get into Slade age 8, gotta dnf ☹️

these bitches have the survival instincts of an ant 😭

top ten dumbest main characters 🫣

dnf :(

three women and not one ounce of sense 😭

dnf ☹️

it’ll be a miracle if i finish this book bc i am already so fed up with the “he loves me, he loves me not” of it all

the GASP i just GUSPT

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WOAH… cannot put this down

1. it’s giving the haunted house from that one episode of the magic school bus
2. she wants to read stephen king? in the haunted house??

this is the strangest mix of books and puzzles and coding that i have ever encountered and i’m really into it

I cannot stop listening!!

jump scare! hank green

currently obsessed with audiobooks read by the author 🫶🏻

this is a refreshing change of pace from the other memoirs i’ve been listening to 😅

it’s so much worse than i thought 😭