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"So what does it mean when I make something disappear from the world? Isn't that an unforgivable crime? With the meaning of my own life so up in the air, I'm beginning to wonder whether I might actually be worth less than a jellyfish"

What the fuck but like at the same time I can picture exactly what he means like why do some people give this sort of uncanny feeling like they're plastic made but at the same time rotting

Someone walk me through this... because what the fuck

What the fuck do you mean you knew your friend had been abusive towards his ex girlfriend but you just didn't gaf because you didn't see him as a possible boyfriend and just saw him as a friend of the night

I fell asleep while they were banging and that should tell you everything you need to know

"Its a moment of pure, pulsating abandon" Okay I don't think those words are meant to be put together honestly. Just throwing words together at this point like

What the fuck do you mean he made her change what is this

"I pause and count to ten, a method I need to use so I don't accidentally bash her head in."

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ACCIDENTALLY BASH HER HEAD IN????!??

Haha what the fuck

British sense of humor he says, I didn't even know that was a thing that existed

Damn bro making me cry and shit

Oh....no I see that's really fucking crazy

Why is there more than 10% left man it's dragging like a lot

Brooooo don't piss me off

10% in and he already gave him the nickname bro that's no fun give me more slow shit

What the fuck do you mean her virginal blood say sike right now

Oh okay so we speaking again

Say sike she named a flower like me bruh what a jumpscare to see my name in there

Why tf are you putting your hands on her bro I hate this dude

Si me dieran un euro por cada vez que he leído la palabra beast o anarchy en este libro de los cojones me podría comprar todas las copias y encerrarlas en un bunker

What could there possibly be left
I mean I know I just don't think it needs that many pages

Brother que puto pesado con anarquía por aquí anarquía por allá y literalmente es sólo un pibe random me tiene hasta el coño

Just let this be over bro I just wanted to read bran and Nikos book because bran is lowk the only one I tolerate why can't I be nonchalant about not reading every book in a series I hate myself

"it's no secret that I'm an empty entity of anarchy and destruction. A vessel for uncharacteristically violent tendencies and artistic genius."
SHUT THE FUCK UUUUPPPPP OH MY GOD he's genuinely embarrassing barf

Wtf is this guy talking about

Yes bro, you have already stated what little fucks you give

I HATE this so much why do people in books keep doing stupid shit like this is BEYOND ME

Ah hell nah

Ew wtf