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This is amazing wtf

“More silence, the pressure of this reticent moment hanging over us like a sword above John the Baptist’s neck.” Plsssssss this book is frying me this author is so unserious

Writing is even worse than the last book of his I read but it’s in 1st person and the MC is obsessed with Jesus and I find that hilarious

Reviews described this as a funny quick read, but it started with a suicide note and I am on page 105 and it hasn’t ended yet. So um.

Already a banger!!!

I know I know I’m almost done!

This is really bad you guys lmfao

I know that 5 minutes ago I gave the previous book in this mediocre series a bad review because it was terrible but I’ll still be finishing the series.

The fake science is already over the top ridiculous but let’s see where this goes lmfao

The first book in this collection was fully ridiculous but I love a thriller even if it is absurd.

This book is narrated by a plant which somehow works spectacularly