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Berghain mentioned (love you Rosalía)

I'm ten pages in and these people already sound insufferable from the description of their house alone

I'm very happily surprised at the quality of the writing and the richness of the world!

Wow I read at a snail's pace

This is a hater's paradise

Womb envy: the novel

Guys I don't know if you know this but this is an amazing book

The more I read this book the more I realise how much of a red flag I am cause why is Harry at times making me nod my head in agreement

Henry Wotton the og ragebaiter

Okay I'm reading this in Greek but I'm not going to buy a new copy when I had one available

Wait is this fucking play about us?

All men should aspire to be like hareton earnshaw

All men should aspire to be like hareton earnshaw: illiterate

I love Nelly's inner musings of 'omg I feel so bad for this child they are suffering terrible abuse' *child exhibits bad behaviour as a result of said abuse* 'oh nvm that child should rot in hell'

Linton is a little snot though

Yk what, hell yeah Isabella.

These people are so uncommunicative and selfish they put my ex to shame

God these are the worst people you'll ever meet in your life and I'm nosy enough to want to read more about them.

There is a certain sense of comfort to be found in the helplessness surrounding fate in the ancient world, I imagine believing that your life is predestined took the pressure of independence and accountability and pushed it into the hands of the gods that rule you

Tournament arc

PLOT TWIST WHAAAAAAAT

Already off to a bad start as I'm seeing bullshit exes to enemies to lovers just because, can I get a female mc who's not a hyper insecure overtly controlling maniac and a male mc who's not 'naturally gifted' and better than her at everything but also cheeky and nonchalant? PLEASE??!?!? PRETTY PLEASE??!?!?

Most accurate part of this novel the bisexual woman is evil

This poor girl's biggest crime is that she has no tits and Zola will never let us forget about it

You're an embarrassment to the homo sapiens

Bring back men who yearn 🫶🏼 (he'd ruin your life)

I think this Reddit quote sums up my feelings toward St John (not the religious figure Jessica) perfectly

'I love all the thought in this post. I still hate that little bitch St. John. My god, he was annoying. Go enslave some other girl through marriage to work for you in India, why don't you?'

NOOOOOO JANE HE'S RUINING YOUR HAPPINESS (girl doesn't even smile cause it annoys him)