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oh, the millenial marketing 🥴

louis’ audiobook narrator is so terrible I’m so close to giving up

wish I had read the part about dissections when I was in my first year. incredibly relatable and made me feel less shitty about my own experience

מצחיק שיונתן מדבר על הייצוג של אבא של איליה כאילו זה איזה משהו חדשני כשבפועל אני יכולה לחשוב על איזה 7000 סדרות שיש בהן אבא קשוח שלא יודע לדבר רגשות עם הבן שלו זה הכי קלישאה לולי

משהו בכתיבה מעצבן אותי זה מרגיש כמו ספר שתורגם מאנגלית אבל אני יודעת שהוא נכתב בעברית אז זה סתם מוזר
כאילו היא משתמשת בביטויים שהם בבירור של סופרות אמריקאיות אבל אף אחד לא באמת מדבר ככה בעברית ובטח שלא ביום יום

nope sorry aint gonna happen

as if the SA meet cute wasn’t bad enough, the wattpad writing style ist just the cherry on top.
really close to DNFing but everyone says this series is incredible so I’m giving it a last chance

not the post battle blowjob

“and the other side?”
“get inside. “
screaming crying throwing up

now why the fuck would you write a dual pov but one of them is first person and the other is third person??? weird ass writing choice

bi panic all over

Lee marlow when I catch you!!!!!!

“you did say romance was dead”
“aren’t you?”
my heart 😭

enough with the clueless fmcs pleaseeeeeee I can’t do it anymore

I just know the “cronut you” is going to come
back in a way that would make me physically cringe.

audiobooks are such a hit or miss bc why is this man whispering in my ear. is that supposed to be hot? it’s pissing me off

i love how she gets moments of clarity and thinks “wait a minute my mom looks really happy and this guy is actually nice why would I be a shithead about it” and then charlie comes and says “no fuck those bitches lets ruin their lives lol” like a devil on her shoulder

if miss painter ever decides to ditch the YA and move to R rated stuff it’s over for everybody

if I were her mom I would’ve smacked her face so hard that it would send both her and charlie’s asses back home

grandpa mick is so goated

“how to talk with your teenager about school” shut up that’s adorable😭😭😭😭

how tf am I expected to take him seriously with a name like alec barczewski

this man is such a drama queen I am tired of

so he’s still mad but he refuses to talk about it so instead he punishes her via sex? it’s a no for me sorry

screaming. crying. throwing up.

It’s so weird reading a book written by a man after so many years because why is he talking about breasts all the damn time

griff our feminist ally icon

miss taylor I am not an astronaut I don’t know what a fucking airlock is I needed chatgpt to dumb it all down for me