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screaming. crying. throwing up.

It’s so weird reading a book written by a man after so many years because why is he talking about breasts all the damn time

griff our feminist ally icon

miss taylor I am not an astronaut I don’t know what a fucking airlock is I needed chatgpt to dumb it all down for me

I despise the whole “I’m so clueless and dense I have no idea this boy likes me even when he spells it out!!” trope oh my goddddd

a stupid miscommunication error? that’s it? ass 👎👎👎👎👎

Ali Hazelwood’s books are all so similar that I think I can already guess the whole plot line

severe intestinal distress 😭😭😭😭😭

oh my poor heart

Henry is the MVP fr

my god the writing is terrible. “show, don’t tell”? never heard of her. also her skating buddy really needs to get slapped tf up real quick

“i’m not dying. I feel so much better” he’s going to pull a mark sloan isn’t he

not his family blaming her for the breakup?????

i am 1.5 hrs in and I have no Idea what’s going on

the writing is so cringey sometimes I physically can not

i’m gonna start using the phrase “man written by a woman” as an insult bc why is this man’s internal dialogue so pick meeee “ugh men are so gross. I would never do anything w/out her consent” yeah yeah shut up you’re still a stalker and you won’t get any medals for being woke about it

celia is kinda pissing me off sorry

why is EVERY one of her FMCs always so blind to the fact that the man is head over heels in love with her it’s getting so old

i am officially over all the cross references from different books of the same author. okay we get it adam and olive are here haha so cool. enough is enough babes

my girl is so burnt out she forgot there are other, more chill residencies than brain surgery

they were together for 8 years and still couldn’t communicate for shit. i’m so pissed off rn

the beach read reference made me giggle

them having a lively conversation instead
of running away from a burning building
is making me anxious

can’t he just tell her “babe I really have to go I’m sorry see you soon”??????? ughhhh I hate this

the miscommunication trope is so unnecessary.

not Michael’s 😭😭😭😭

did she just say “cottagecore witch” unironically

100$ venmo saying “red please” yes lordddd he knows what he’s doing