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i love this book with all of my heart oh my LOOOORD

i have never fallen for a blond man before
#1sttimeforeverything

ok she’s eating down

but i hate the love interest….☹️SUE ME

wait wait wait

so the love interest is the person who is brutally KILLING HER PEOPLE???

also this is giving communism in china idk iykyk

guys.. get ready for my mental health to peak

this is gonna be so enlightening

ok!!!

ok so where’s the plot

can someone point to where the plot is please??
ok but lowkey i’m loving this

stop speaking to me in parentheses

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are we serious

please stop torturing me with parentheses filled with unnecessary facts or usually bad punchlines that (could JUST BE SAID OUTSIDE OF THE PARENTHESES).


YEAH.

I DID IT DO YOU TOO

there’s no fucking way you would do this to me andrew. say sike right now please

GUYS THEY PULLED THROUGH!!! god i’m gonna finish this tonight no doubt omfggg

ok….no plot line BUT IM LOVING THE GAY REP WELL YES

i feel like we’re taking some time to find the plot…i trust andrew though and i’m letting them take the reigns on this sorry

THIS BOOK BRO

please actually their ignorance is pissing me OFF

what is this book bro

is this saw

is this just the plot of saw

is this saw