Madison K. > Recent Status Updates

“The only two men I wanted to think about right now were far from hot, and their names were Ben and Jerry.”

“‘Shut up, Kitt.’ ‘Absolutely. Whatever you want.’”

“Did she hate La La Land now? God, she used to love that movie, even though it made her cry every time.”

“‘In your dreams, Bennett,’ she teased. ‘Every damn night, Buxbaum.’”

“Wes Fucking Bennett, ladies and gentlemen.”

“That stuff’ll clog your arteries a give you a jiggly ass.”

“I was carpe diem-ing the crap out of my life”

“I feel like Belle in the beginning of Beauty and the Beast, walking around with a shit-eating grin, greeting everyone like it’s the first day of the rest of my life.”

“‘At five in the morning?’ she say sunnily. ‘I’d rather eat aluminum foil.’”

“If a person lets you down, it’s time to reconsider what you’re asking of them.”

“‘So I’m a paper sack with a heart of gold.’ ‘You could be a three-course balanced meal with a cute little Hostess dessert, and it wouldn’t matter.’”

“I was really starting to love my goofy stepmom.” 🥹

“‘She’s not you.’ ‘What?’ ‘She. Isn’t. You.’”


OH MY GODOHMUGODOGMYOFSH

“‘Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.’ Stop talking, you dipshit!” …me

“‘What if I want you to turn naked cartwheels through the commons during lunch while singing the entire Hamilton soundtrack?’ ‘You got it. I love My Shot.’”

“‘Do you want to argue or do you want to kiss me?’ ‘I assure you I am capable of both.’”

“You’ll stay?’ She asked. ‘I will not leave until you send me away.’ Or until I’m driven mad by wanting.”