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This wedding sounds so ugly

Wait, hasn’t this author already done a tarot theme? Isn’t this character supposed to be more into zodiac? Is this trilogy just a rehash of the last one on a different coast? The answer is yes.

That ring sounds ugly as hell

One of these dudes just died and I still have no clue what either of them are supposed to contribute to this story

100% the next trilogy will be in Crestwater Tennessee

Oh my God, they were cabin-mates

“When we’re alone, just me and him, I call him Papa and he calls me Son” 🥲

I think all sci-fi authors were philosophy majors

Probably more pseudo-incest in these books than in most sci-fi.. except probably Gideon the Ninth

That moment when your OCD is just God testing you

I’m really missing the war crimes committed against children that are missing from this book

Cunty earring for Ender

If you told me when I was halfway through Enders Game that Ender would grow up to be a prophet and religious studies professor I would have laughed you out of my Goodreads

This kid better take an L before the book is over or he’s gonna be on a real high horse

This audiobook narrator sounds like Armie Hammer

6 year old master manipulators?!

You’re telling me this kid is 6 years old?

I really didn’t expect so much of this story to be about children. These kids are like under 10

Shits pretty funny despite the fact that a large portion of the jokes are about cum

I’ve been tuning in and out of this audiobook and every time I tune back in something weirder is happening

How on earth are there 2 more hours in this audiobook?

I also love Sara whose contributions are all “Don’t you know that women can be terrible too? #feminism”

My money’s on the killer being a eunuch

I don’t think I was prepared for so much of this to be historical fiction about Teddy Roosevelt

GAHHH I know she’s literally programmed to care about him like the man baby he is but I HATE that she keeps FALLING for it all!!!

Oh god no

I’m officially lost, but I think that’s the authors intention, very much like Tamsin Muir’s Locked Tomb series; it wants you to be as confused as the characters are.

There’s a horror aspect here I didn’t expect but that makes the story very rich…but also extremely stomach turning

I did not expect this to have so much body horror, what do you mean they’re skinning her?!