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Jason: ur just mad that I fucked ur boy first
Orphia: diva, the prophecy…

We should be fucking by now the prophecy will get ur asses and u wont have fucked even once

Come on guys, fuck

Everyone bi, wonderful

Why everyone killing themeselves in this book

Y mi pene y mi pene mi pene mi pene y mi pene

This book is so stupid i want it over already guhdamn

This is so stoopid she really thunkth that she can reheat fight club nachos

Okay took me second to get into The Body (i think the little story excerpt was a bit boring whoops) but i really liked it towards the end and i got what the big deal about this one is about

So that was the Summer of Corruption huh thats shit was batshit fucking insane oh my go

This man is just thrives on writing fucked up things

Started this urgently before that list comes out and he’s in there lmao

Finished Spring of Hope and what can I say that hasn’t been said about the Shawshank Redemption. Great story and I’m itching to rewatch the film with the story now in my head

OH MY GOD JUS FUCK IT OUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU JESUS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN JAMES LIKES WREN AND OLIVERS LIKES MEREDITH??!??! THEY ARE LITERALLY SHARING A BED

This school sounds annoying as fuck, so much so that if the protagonists of the secret history had met these guys they would have bullied them instead of each other (maybe)
I am liking it tho

Effie Trinket, you are a breath of fresh air in the atrocities that occurr in this fucking universe

Oh lawrd this is gonna be the death of me. He was ready to die in that arena. He wanted it to mean something. And then we know what happens. Goddamn Suzanne wtf

Bro I can already feel the depression brewing up inside me

Con razón lo hechan weon se fue a capear clases a la chucha

este libro solo me hace recordar mis problemas económicos en vez de distraerme de ellos