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"'The elephant we can guide easllily,' says officer Raj.' To guide the people is the hard part. They are not in the condition to listen'"

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"Generally speaking, translocation is a better tool for managing the public than it is for managing bears" we are a horrible species sometimes

I wasn't expecting Arthur to have a midlife crisis and becoming a blacksmith

Losing a battle because your whole army is drunk is hilarious

I really want to enjoy this but there's too many errors and eye roll moments

Can't help but nitpick the little details. But 5 sets in the indian wells? Really?

A former wta player, the GOAT not knowing that her past points are irrelevant now that she's retired for 5 years. "Will i be seeded"? She said. Really?

If Steve Brussate was my highschool teacher i might have majored in paleontology

can't believe i'm cheering for a nepotism

"Do you smell that? Do you smell that. Master Ninefingers? It smells like. .." he rubbed his thumbs and fingertips together as he strode along, searching for the words, "... mystery! Adventure"

It smelled like shit to Logen.

Comedy gold

Szeth's getting the piccolo treatment

European coot sounds like every asian parent

"An elephant bull in musth is at his most unpredictable and can be very dangerous"

I experienced this first-hand about 2 weeks ago. A male elephant charged at my safari car because he was in musth.

It's insane to think that LRA, a literal terrorist organization, agreed to help with the conservations whereas organizations like african parks and ICCN cares more about bureaucracy.

Elephants are wonderful creatures

Just finished the dalinar's flashback. I have no words

Kaladin is aura farming lmao

my god this is brutal