Jonah Sackett > Recent Status Updates

No idea where this is going yet, but the fact that “Yetis with guns” seems like a real possibility is hilarious to me

I need a buddy cop style movie about Odysseus and Diomedes going on all their random side quests

It’s really crazy to me that Jim Henson routinely ended projects at the height of their popularity (The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, etc.) and just went to go do other things. In the television landscape today everyone is trying to find out how to extend something into 20 seasons so they can make money off it forever

Pierce Brown is a graduate from the Dan Brown school of aura and hype moments

Triple meaning title is actually crazy

Who made these grapes so angry?

Cornelius Hickey I wish you a very get torn to shreds by the monster on the ice

CORNELIUS HICKEY WHEN I CATCH YOU-!!! 😡😡😡😡

Trying to imagine the career devastation caused by Stephen King calling out your book by name as “the worst book I’ve ever read” in his book about how to write better

The “honorable” Elijah Muhammad when I ask him not to father 15 illegitimate children and not to order the assassination of his most devoted follower