Tilli > Recent Status Updates

“I’ll do no such thing” oh Cloud I love you, you grumpy little pony. You have all the best lines in this book

Don’t listen to this book in public unless you want to look like a maniac laughing at the grocery store

I’m having way too much fun with this book. I’ve lost count of the times I’ve actually laughed out loud

“He knew me” Sobbing 😭😭😭

Liv, honey, paralysed people do not want tea

I knew this was coming and it still shattered my heart

“I wanted that certainty, the knowledge that everything would be dealt with, that someone was in control”

I’m… I’m at a loss for words… I’ve never related harder to words.

YES TAMAR!!! I’ve waited so long for this

Heartbreaking

Costar just told me to communicate in scents with my partner today and now I’m both freaking out and turned on bc that’s the entire fucking premise of this book

“You were hurt all this time and I didn’t notice?”

Why does this line feel like a personal attack?

And here comes the “surprise” pregnancy trope. The smut isn’t smutting right. It’s not the author’s fault, but I feel let down

_Sigh_ I guess it’s kinda cute, but cute is not the vibe I needed. Cute is not for getting out of a reading slump and not what I expected from “forbidden romance”, but I guess that’s what I get for going in blind

When you call your book forbidden romance it shouldn’t be 50+% before anything happens at all. At least give me some angst or tension.

“I don’t understand half of what goes on around me. I don’t get jokes or sunsets or poetry, but I know metal. Beauty was you armour. Fragile stuff, all show. But what’s inside you? That’s steel. It’s brave and unbreakable. And it doesn’t need fixing.”
David you’re making me cry

I’m living for Nikolai and Baghra’s conversation 🥹

Man milk is officially the most traumatising term I’ve ever heard and I will never forgive it

HE’S BACK!! Oh how I’ve missed you, you sassy little loudmouth

“I wasn’t in a coffin because I was a vampire - although I was - I was in a coffin because I’d acquired a cat”

Same Jack, same

I might have like him better as a pirate, but that doesn’t negate the fact that he’s fucking hilarious and I’m snorting half the time he opens his pretty sarcastic mouth and I’m not mad about it.

I’m not mad that the Darkling is back especially not when he threatens to make people scream, but I’m gonna be furious if Sturmhond turns out to be an even bigger d ck.
All I ask is to leave the sarcastic pirates for me.

“She’s looking around the forest, as though if she can prove it isn’t magic, then nothing else is, either. Which is stupid. All forests are magic.”

“I’ve walked half the length of Ravka for you, and I’d do it again and again and again just to be with you, just to starve with you and freeze with you and hear you complain about hard cheese every day. So don’t tell me we don’t belong together”

Every time I think I’d be smart enough to see through a “villain”‘s bullshit a new book comes along to humble me

Horrible place to have to pause