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i just love reading books/watching shows/movies about drama clubs bc i identify as ms darbus from high school musical

lol not the soup mating ritual i’m giggling

this is one of those plot points where i feel like Friend Who’s Too Woke bc having a mate and feeling guilty for being with someone else when you didn’t know has some weird idk, puritanical undertones that I feel funky about. like every time she struggles for “desiring another male” ?? idk bestie it doesnt fit the feminist baddie archetype I know feyre to be

“i was looking for you too” okay so what if I hurl myself off a building

okay so nesta and cassian are obviously falling in love right??

being on page 300 of a book on the first day of the new year doesn’t feel like I failed bc I didn’t finish it in 2025. it feels like a head start on 2026 :’)

“It’s where I go when I feel trapped inside myself. When I’m terrified that all my happiest moments belong to the past. When my body is humming with too much of something or aching from too little and life stretches in front of me like a threat.“

this book is hitting like CRACK

“It doesn’t matter that I never got concrete answers about what broke us. What matters is that we broke.”

YEEEEOOOWWWCHH

i’m having fun fun fun in the sun

omg this scene is so Jeff/Britta in that one episode of community (complimentary)

here we go again!!!!

take a shot every time I read “that’s what men do” or “that’s what women do”

apparently men make decisions (the direct quote is “That’s what men do. They make the call.) and women “fix men” (she tries to fix him, because that’s what women do)

i might be the woke police, sure, but kind of hate this so much! lmao

i’m feeling a DNF coming on because the storytelling is so insufferable. It’s like the most annoying person you know telling you a story but they won’t stop trying to turn it into a tight 15 stand up special and completely unaware they’re bombing

this guy sucks? but I feel like he’s supposed to? i feel very trapped in his head and his inner monologue is kind of…insufferable?

idk, maybe men do constantly stress about whether they’re a man or not? maybe it’s exploring masculinity as a theme with the apocalypse as a backdrop. i’m trying to keep an open mind….but the “men and women do be different” of it all is very Seinfeld-y in a rough way.

wtf not this making me cry!!!!!

“i grab the green paper in my teeth.
i try to taste its importance.
nothing.”

“my mother taught me to hunt
my father taught me to be hunted”

god i need to start reading more weird little books and books with unexpected narrators. like yeah, POV of a mountain lion. What the hell, sure.

switched to audiobook and it goes immensely hard

how nice to read something sooo original for once

“The difference between wanting to die and not wanting to be alive” AHHH

This is doing such a good job of making me care about every single character. It’s taking “why should i be invested in this story?” and saying “here’s why” in such a natural way?? honestly blown away don’t want to put this down

this is already so fucking good

(Spoiler!!!!!!!!)

“We’re both so mad at our dads so let’s BONE!!” ???

I know his thing was mommy issues but I’m doing a seance to confront Freud about how feels about this bc personally I’m fuming and creeped out babes

omfg……i’m furious

girl STAND UPPPP.

girl who can’t process her issues unless a man holds her hand thru it 🙄🙄🙄 groundbreaking

i might be toxic

i’m convinced Emily Henry is the only person who can write likable male characters…..

also hell yeah my first take on this book was that the mc needs to smoke some of God’s Grass and here we are!! blessings. love seeing her her chill out bc she is insufferable!

mc needs to smoke some weed!!!!!

also laughed out loud at throwing almonds at your ex and his new girl as they drive away. just handfuls of nuts. incredible visual.

the romance in this??? oh my GOD I’m starting to yearn!

“Now that he locked eyes with her, she felt seen down to her bones”

“I would rather read what you write, even it if they aren’t letters to me”