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✨kelso✨ is on page 37 of 257 of Trust Exercise
i just love reading books/watching shows/movies about drama clubs bc i identify as ms darbus from high school musical
Jan 29, 2026 08:36PM Add a comment
Trust Exercise

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 569 of 626 of A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)
lol not the soup mating ritual i’m giggling
Jan 28, 2026 09:49PM Add a comment
A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 513 of 626 of A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)
this is one of those plot points where i feel like Friend Who’s Too Woke bc having a mate and feeling guilty for being with someone else when you didn’t know has some weird idk, puritanical undertones that I feel funky about. like every time she struggles for “desiring another male” ?? idk bestie it doesnt fit the feminist baddie archetype I know feyre to be
Jan 27, 2026 11:44AM Add a comment
A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 488 of 626 of A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)
“i was looking for you too” okay so what if I hurl myself off a building
Jan 25, 2026 01:08PM Add a comment
A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 401 of 626 of A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)
okay so nesta and cassian are obviously falling in love right??
Jan 22, 2026 07:14PM Add a comment
A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 366 of 626 of A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)
being on page 300 of a book on the first day of the new year doesn’t feel like I failed bc I didn’t finish it in 2025. it feels like a head start on 2026 :’)
Jan 01, 2026 08:13PM Add a comment
A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 87% done with Happy Place
“It’s where I go when I feel trapped inside myself. When I’m terrified that all my happiest moments belong to the past. When my body is humming with too much of something or aching from too little and life stretches in front of me like a threat.“

this book is hitting like CRACK
Jan 12, 2025 01:38PM Add a comment
Happy Place

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 75% done with Happy Place
“It doesn’t matter that I never got concrete answers about what broke us. What matters is that we broke.”

YEEEEOOOWWWCHH
Jan 11, 2025 11:39PM Add a comment
Happy Place

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 70% done with Happy Place
i’m having fun fun fun in the sun
Jan 11, 2025 11:28PM Add a comment
Happy Place

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 38% done with Happy Place
omg this scene is so Jeff/Britta in that one episode of community (complimentary)
Jan 09, 2025 09:56AM Add a comment
Happy Place

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 12% done with Happy Place
here we go again!!!!
Jan 06, 2025 11:22PM Add a comment
Happy Place

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 86% done with Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend
take a shot every time I read “that’s what men do” or “that’s what women do”

apparently men make decisions (the direct quote is “That’s what men do. They make the call.) and women “fix men” (she tries to fix him, because that’s what women do)

i might be the woke police, sure, but kind of hate this so much! lmao
Jan 05, 2025 04:17PM Add a comment
Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 25% done with Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend
i’m feeling a DNF coming on because the storytelling is so insufferable. It’s like the most annoying person you know telling you a story but they won’t stop trying to turn it into a tight 15 stand up special and completely unaware they’re bombing
Jan 05, 2025 03:27PM Add a comment
Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 14% done with Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend
this guy sucks? but I feel like he’s supposed to? i feel very trapped in his head and his inner monologue is kind of…insufferable?

idk, maybe men do constantly stress about whether they’re a man or not? maybe it’s exploring masculinity as a theme with the apocalypse as a backdrop. i’m trying to keep an open mind….but the “men and women do be different” of it all is very Seinfeld-y in a rough way.
Jan 02, 2025 07:59PM Add a comment
Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 74 of 176 of Open Throat
wtf not this making me cry!!!!!
Dec 21, 2024 06:26PM Add a comment
Open Throat

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 56 of 176 of Open Throat
“i grab the green paper in my teeth.
i try to taste its importance.
nothing.”

“my mother taught me to hunt
my father taught me to be hunted”
Dec 21, 2024 06:10PM Add a comment
Open Throat

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 56 of 176 of Open Throat
god i need to start reading more weird little books and books with unexpected narrators. like yeah, POV of a mountain lion. What the hell, sure.
Dec 21, 2024 06:08PM Add a comment
Open Throat

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 239 of 331 of Martyr!
switched to audiobook and it goes immensely hard
Dec 07, 2024 12:57PM Add a comment
Martyr!

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 190 of 331 of Martyr!
how nice to read something sooo original for once
Dec 01, 2024 11:27PM Add a comment
Martyr!

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 120 of 331 of Martyr!
“The difference between wanting to die and not wanting to be alive” AHHH
Nov 22, 2024 01:02PM Add a comment
Martyr!

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 115 of 331 of Martyr!
This is doing such a good job of making me care about every single character. It’s taking “why should i be invested in this story?” and saying “here’s why” in such a natural way?? honestly blown away don’t want to put this down
Nov 22, 2024 12:51PM Add a comment
Martyr!

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 65 of 331 of Martyr!
this is already so fucking good
Nov 21, 2024 09:27PM Add a comment
Martyr!

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 80% done with Funny Story
(Spoiler!!!!!!!!)

“We’re both so mad at our dads so let’s BONE!!” ???

I know his thing was mommy issues but I’m doing a seance to confront Freud about how feels about this bc personally I’m fuming and creeped out babes
Nov 20, 2024 09:55PM Add a comment
Funny Story

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 76% done with Funny Story
omfg……i’m furious
Nov 20, 2024 09:44PM Add a comment
Funny Story

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 72% done with Funny Story
girl STAND UPPPP.

girl who can’t process her issues unless a man holds her hand thru it 🙄🙄🙄 groundbreaking
Nov 20, 2024 10:55AM Add a comment
Funny Story

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 60% done with Funny Story
i might be toxic
Nov 18, 2024 08:59PM Add a comment
Funny Story

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 32% done with Funny Story
i’m convinced Emily Henry is the only person who can write likable male characters…..

also hell yeah my first take on this book was that the mc needs to smoke some of God’s Grass and here we are!! blessings. love seeing her her chill out bc she is insufferable!
Nov 17, 2024 01:20PM Add a comment
Funny Story

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is 10% done with Funny Story
mc needs to smoke some weed!!!!!

also laughed out loud at throwing almonds at your ex and his new girl as they drive away. just handfuls of nuts. incredible visual.
Nov 13, 2024 12:14PM Add a comment
Funny Story

✨kelso✨
✨kelso✨ is on page 279 of 368 of Divine Rivals (Letters of Enchantment, #1)
the romance in this??? oh my GOD I’m starting to yearn!

“Now that he locked eyes with her, she felt seen down to her bones”

“I would rather read what you write, even it if they aren’t letters to me”
Nov 04, 2024 09:23PM Add a comment
Divine Rivals (Letters of Enchantment, #1)

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