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This book is Mike Newton propaganda.

I kind of respect Mitsuko’s hustle. Her classmates talk a lot of shit but she’s already killed like 7 people for them. Yeah I’d work alone too if I was doing all the work in the group assignment anyway 🙄

Please, advice lady, just fix my life, your jokes are so painfully unfunny.

I have to read this book every few summers or I’ll die.

Everytime I see this book I think of that one Family Guy joke, “There’s no WAY you read that”

“I will say that Miss Piggy and I had *quite* a good time together, both on set and in our trailers. Fortunately, our dalliances never led to any tension with Kermit — I was clever about it.”
This memoir actually has everything I’ve ever wanted to know about Tim Curry.

I was led to believe these vampires would be gayer. Also I need Louis to stop describing the 5 year old as “seductive” right now

So far I’ve learned that pregnancy increases a woman’s risk for EVERYTHING, but also not ever getting pregnant increases a woman’s risk for ovarian cancer…

The female body is a PRISON.

I don’t think I’ve ever disliked a main character more than Rin. She has been CONSISTENTLY incompetent, argumentative, clueless, immature with ZERO character development. Homegirl we are THREE BOOKS IN I AM TIRED