Madison Kelly > Recent Status Updates

Love the opening. “A podcaster has decided to ruin my life, so I’m buying a chicken.”

“Now I’m just staring at recipes on my phone, dreaming about sticking lemons up a chicken’s butt.”

“It’s like an engagement chicken… Except this is a ‘sorry I didn’t tell you I’m the prime suspect in my friend’s murder chicken. Apology chicken, for short.”

The most dangerous thing in the world is a simple story. That’s what keeps most conspiracies from catching on with the general public - they are too convoluted. Convolution is our friend. It helps fracture belief so it doesn’t coalesce in any one stable form and become truth.

Collective belief shapes the world so everything is a little bit true or has the potential to be true.

“Its ridiculous the way everyone acts like killing a king is going to make someone better at being one. Imagine if, in the mortal world, lawyer passed the bar by killing another lawyer.”

I like this quote:
“Wisdom is for the meek. And it seldom helps them as much as they believe it will.”