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Love you Barbara.

whistleblowers are super important
but also
I'm sort of judging you
cause what do you mean cozying up to authoritarian regimes and pure tax evasion wasn't enough for you to leave?

Everyone involved seems annoying so far

Wanted to dnf so bad when they started texting in the same room get the f**k out with that s**t

Why are these d**kheads texting in the same room

There’s something about reading about dating app that makes me feel like I don’t want to exist currently

So far I’d join a cult too if I had her family

where is the humour though

Lol

Don't know why this man is being such a lil b*tch but ok...

ok but some creep assaults her and somehow its her fault and she's secretly into it? really? what is this? 2012 middle school? why was this necessary to small town horror. this is only 115 pages long and you used words for this? really?

wait is this america? wait why? what? ohhhhhhhhh he's from Quebec
should have looked thaat up sooner

guy got horney while having gaping wounds for eyeballs and Mc was like "sure why not?"

i thought people were being haters. I was wrong, they were right. this is atrocious.

I implore anyone tempted by this to just pick up some damn fanfiction

Ive fallen into a never ending training montage of Disney characters. I want out

also why does this jack man hate you? EXPLAIN

is this military propaganda? yes, yes it is

this would be peak 2012 Shatter me except the writing is so jarring?
Like annoyingly so?