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I’m five pages in and I already have problems. After six books of writing in past-tense, suddenly we want to write in present-tense? Also, what the fuck do you mean you had fans write passages of this book? What a deeply pathetic and lazy way to get out of the litany of plot holes you wrote yourself into. I genuinely don’t know if I can do 600 pages of this.

Either no one edited this, or everyone involved thinks that crows and ravens are the same thing

- Lemonade Mouth mentioned
- Finn straight up tries to feel a girl up
- There is absolutely zero logic to how DHIs operate. I’ve given up trying to understand it. From now on, if they say something is possible as a hologram (case in point, how do holograms sign autographs?) I’m just gonna have to take it at face value.

Is Jack Sparrow not a "good guy?" Why would there be an officially choreographed show in which he fights one of the Kingdom Keepers, another "good guy?" Why would the crowd be cheering for Jack when he is fighting a cast member? Why would he be fighting a cast member at all? Genuinely, none of this makes any sense.

I gotta say, I did audibly laugh when I read "Why does the black kid have to be the thief?" in a Disney children's book.

The sigh I sighed when this stupid series referred to itself as a book series existing within the same universe...

Why in the world is Ariel, The Little Mermaid, depicted with her bare human ass out in this children’s book?

Cory in the House mentioned

I swear I’m not making a joke and making shit up about a Disney kids book, but the racial undertones going on are very strange

This guy Ridley retcons like a motherfucker

"An attack on our country [9/11] became a test of our democracy, our freedom of speech, and our right to express ourselves without censorship or threats. It was a test that we failed miserably."

"Despite thorough, indisputable documentation by historians, the Turkish government denies the genocide ever happened. They repeatedly paint the events as just unfortunate results of a wide-ranging war rather than the sadistic, planned extermination of an entire ethnic group by a powerful nation-state."

Kinda seems like Israel is taking one out of Turkey's playbook.

"If genocide is ultimately an act of erasure, denial is its final, comprehensive deed."
"It was called a War on Terror, but the one thing war is most effective at producing *is* terror."
"The phrase 'collateral damage,' as used so often during war, is a cold euphemism for the killing of innocent people."