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So cute and not at all what I expected

“Have you seen my other girlfriends? Have you seen Kennedy Monroe? She’s nothing like any of them. She’s short. Her teeth are crooked. She barely wears any makeup. She doesn’t self-tan, wear extensions, or dye her hair. She’s a totally plain, unremarkable person. She’s the epitome of ordinary. But she’s mine,”
Am I supposed to swoon?? 😭

Why Ohio as a vacation destination?
Also,
‘“Now get out of my sight,” Glenn said, “or I’ll send you both to Afghanistan.”‘ rubs the wrong way.

It’s starting off really slow, so it’s taking me a while to continue even though it’s short. I find the characters monologue boring so far. Don’t come at me, I know it’s a classic.

I hate Priscilla.

Playing around in chocolate actually sounds really disgusting but ok (also inconsistent with the characters need for cleanliness)