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The baseball puns are insufferable.. and I love baseball

Hobbit like spitfire

I meant to post this yesterday but this chapter is called dancing on my own by callum scott and I was like surely not Robyn’s song right…. Yall the cover is so bad it almost made me want to stop reading the book bc I was offended she used this version

This is the second Meghan trainor song

Being tasked by my cousins to read this… wish me luck

How is game over and Yankees win if the game was just tied

Wait.. Sacramento mention hello

“But I want to have sex. I want to go on dates and be swept off my feet and run through the airport hysterically while begging the star crossed love of my life not to get on the plane. Whatever I have feels more like a curse than a phobia”

Fml

Fuck Lisa

Roadtrip audio book!

Restarting my start date on this bc I let it sit for wayyyyy too long… determined to pick it up and finish fr

“I want to show you every good thing i ever found” oh my god

Let’s GOOO I’m so excited

Sig calling her dream girl is giving me the ick

The plot of this one is insane I can’t wait

Story of my life playing while you have sex is diabolical…. Talking about it is even more diabolical

SACRAMENTO MENTION?

Sometimes smut just for the sake of smut ruins the book… like it’s tooo much let’s at least act realistic

Cmon Edward she’s HORNY

Well here goes nothing

So why doesn’t he change his last name

“It’s twilight” gasp

When I first attempted to read twilight in 8th grade I made it 7 chapters….. let’s try again.

I’m loving the story so far but the female reader is actually driving me insane

Let’s see if this fills the hole saddle ranch series left in me

What do you mean i have to wait 2 years for the next one

The way I gasped so loud at the graves fuck me man

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME