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How is this book so highly rated 😭😭😭

“Favorite movie?” I asked her.
“Shawshank Redemption,” she said.
“Seriously?”
“Yes, seriously. What’s yours then?” she asked.
“Goodfellas,” I said, winking and causing her to roll her pretty brown eyes at me.
“Of course.”
“I’m also a huge superhero nerd.”



OFC THE MAFIA MAN LIKES A MAFIA MOVIE color me shocked 😇

“Like what the fuck is your favorite color, and other not important, but important things like that.”
“It’s teal. I do not know why, but it’s teal.”



WHO TF LIKES TEAL? Nah just nah
Guys I love the color chartreuse. 🥺👐 like no tf you don't JUST SAY GREEN

It's so cringeeeeee STOP IT MAFIA MEN DONT ACT LIKE LIL FUCKBOYS WHO JUST KILL AND KILL

After they pull the plug on her father they fuck 😭 what has this world come to

“Does it make me a hypocrite if I still consider myself pro-life?” She didn’t even blink as she stepped into her white shoes.


Mehhhh the author is pro-life we have a trumpie on our hands it seems 🙄🙄

This book is so cringe and silly but UGH I NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THAT im so bored rn I wanna die #onthetrain #LEMMEGOHOME

I read it when I was little, and now I'm 20. 😭 I only remember the movies from this book series, so I want to re-read them to see how different they are from each other 🌸

"I want now to tell you, gentlemen, whether you care to hear it or not, why I could not even become an insect. I tell you solemnly, that I have many times tried to become an insect. But I was not equal even to that"
Why is he so silly tho 😭😭 he is so dramatic what

"But what can a decent man speak of with most pleasure?
Answer: Of himself.
Well, so I will talk about myself."
Cool dude ngl bcs same 😭😭 I would also talk abt myself in my own book

OMG WHAT WHAT WHAT MY FAV WATTPAD BOOK IS A BOOK NOW????? WHATTTTTT 😭✋️ NAH I WILL READ THIS BOOK AGAIN IDC I WILLLLLLLL READ IT RN ✋️🙄✋️

I hate ittttttttt when writers describe their characters as being badass 😭🙌

Yeah... Its boring. I don't like it. #notlovinit

Omg why am I reading this??? I don't even like this book 😭😭

I'll read this book only bcs people hate it 😩😩 like im not even jk i'll do it

"I, on the other hand, was none of those things—thank God. Despite the fact that I’m only ten months younger than Mandy, we could not be more different. She’s athletic, bubbly, and vain. I’m a bookworm who would much rather purchase adorable outfits for our family dog than for myself. Mandy is perky, and I’m prickly." Kill me 🥰😇

She grabs my face and swings my gaze in the direction of the ring, but I start laughing instead. Melanie loves men. Loves to sleep with them, stalk them, drool about them, and yet when she catches them, she can never really hold onto them. I, on the other hand, am not interested in getting involved with anyone. --> I hate her. I really REALLY hate her

“I like the begging.” Rath adds, his deep voice shifting into a falsetto, “Please don’t, it hurts!” -> Sir- 😟😟 that's rape 🔪🔪

I just know that is going to be BAD

“You can’t do fuck to me. Let me put it this way, if I murder you, Coach will burn the corpse and the principal will scatter the remains. If I commit a crime, the school board will flip it around so it seems as if I’m the victim. You might have your head in the sand like little miss Ostrich, so here’s a quick reminder, I’m king here.”--- is this dude fr right now 😟😟

Nah, i'm done... I'm too stupid for this book, I'll just read the summary.

"Mai rău duh dintru toate, Sătana,/Purure-în iad lăcașul său are,/Focului nestins fiind el hrana, /Dar' totuș', pe furiș', câteodată,/Răzvrătind lumea, el se desfată./Iar' de-astă dată-l întărâtase/Urgia (precum spun) blăstămată/Ce văzând cu săcuri și baroase/Pe țigănimea noastră-înarmată,"---- what the actual fuck 😟😟 did ion budai-deleanu write a book of spells instead of a novel?!

I don't need 13 reasons to kill myself, i just need one. This whole racist ass book is my one and only reason

“You make me proud.”- that milk better taste good dad 🙄🙄

"Do you trust me?” ⬅️ fuck no

Page 44
“I love you,” I say. They’re the only words that feel right.
She smiles as she pulls my head down for a kiss. I kiss her softly on the lips and she’s still smiling when I pull away. “I love you too. My mate.” ⬅️dude you literally just met her, like an hour ago 😬😬 (I understand the whole mates thing, but isn't it kinda soon to say ily from day one?)

"Maybe he expected me to curse him out or slap him, like other girls at our school might." IS THIS PICK ME BULLSHIT EVER GOING TO END?!

"I prefer wearing my uniform a couple of sizes too big to hide my body, unlike the girls who wear their skirts short enough their asses almost hang out and their blazers" PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE ME 🙄🙄

To my first boyfriend, Nick.
Thanks for letting me borrow some of our history in this story. You were a deadbeat, but goddamn your dick was huge.--> 😳😳