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Dripping springs mentioned!

The fourth horseman is on his way to Austin. Here are a few very amusing quotes about the Mfc trying to warn the APD police chief that Death is coming:

“This is highly unethical. Even for the Wild West.” “The police car rattles, then take off as the horses harnessed to it gallop away”

The author has clearly never been to Austin because WHAT do you mean she’s on a police cart tied to horses on I35 LMFAO

This got real weird real fast lol

This is a trip already

This is ass

Kicking my feet blushing

Don’t gaslight me rn. Am I reading the hunger games?

Brother EUGH. THIS IS WHACK.

Ohh hell na

I’m no theologian, but how is Pestilence’s horse big enough to fit inside of a house?

And why isn’t she asking questions? I’d go full Howard Stern on his holy 🍑. “Is hell real? How much of the Bible is truth, and how much has been tainted? If God knows all, doesn’t he know you’d be corrupted?” I can’t deal.

Ok I should’ve known that, being centered around the four horsemen of the apocalypse, this would have some religious elements.

To be completely honest, I feel super uncomfortable so far. The writing is really good, but this is riding a fine line. I feel like I’m gonna get zapped 💀😭

Two golden retrievers died in a fire and I’m sobbing. Rating it one star because of this.

Are they dead or sumthin? Because there no interaction going on between the adults and teens. Why they keep calling her Mirren? I’m confused lmao

Theyre watching shrek

“Do you know anything about pan lakes?” He asks.


HES A MICHELIN STAR CHEF AND YOURE TELLING ME HE DOESNR KNOW HOW TO MAKE GOOD PANCAKES

Kicking my feet giggling bc they made eye contact 💀😩

I’m almost finished with the book and, while the premise is interesting and well thought out, this book is literally a bunch of millennial cringe and was a hard one to get through 🫠

Oh boy. This is gonna be so boring isn’t it

Taking my adhd meds just to finish this book 🫶🏻

The main man is blonde and idk how to feel about it. Actually, I do know how I feel about it (🤢)

He’s brunette in my head, idc.