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the bakery's finest!

man brain

man jumpscare

:/

another unexpected moment ???

L

what a sweet precious BABY

huge respect for how chill she is with that lmao

oop.. HELLO

men 😭😭😭

no establishment would allow this surely ...

oh?

you are a WORTHLESS little loser boy, come to MOMMY

once again, i do NOT accept this energy

i did NOT expect to see ligue 1 here 😭

same

NO!

none of this here

i love reading i do

i'd run a thousand miles if my first kiss tastes of aniseed i swear to god 😭😭😭

"kissing does not make babies - neither does it make ladies"

12 year old cazza.. listen the fuck UP

why are men like this ?

jealous over anything lmao

can't believe i hummed out loud in public 😭

"I'll try contrary to my normal habits to write a story with a beginning, middle and "grand finale" followed by silence and falling rain"

damn rodrigo sm, you are literally me

"In this world there are those who plant cats, and those who pick them."

what a perfect description of the cat distribution system

i'm gonna be so real, i am NOT enjoying this lmao

i'll come back to it when i'm not so ill and burnt out and hopefully i won't hate it as much

paul bitch-ass lawyer is the most interesting character in this entire book i swear

how is this getting worse? i'm basically skimming through it because of how terrible this is