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I KNEW IT !!! I FUCKING SAID TO JUNO WHEN THIS FIRST CAME UP "OH SHE'S [spoilers]" !!! ALI HAZELWOOD HITTING US WITH THE MALE DOCTORS NEVER STUDIED THE FEMALE BODY <3

GRNRGHGGG... <>}GHRGHH... AUUAFGHH...

koen pisses me off but tbh the story is just too captivating for me to care. I still want them to bang, don't get me wrong, i just wish she'd write some short twinks for her protags instead of the same copy-paste huge grumpy wife guy

A WEREWOLF NAMED JORMA ??? i will not be able to think of anything other than "wolf-lion hybrid / King Of The Junjel" jerma throughout this entire book

i'm sorry but "you should apologise to Me for how spectacular your tits are" after pretending he was going to rape her is giving me such a tremendous ICK 3

that intro was really well written... which is unfortunate because i really needed a trigger warning lol

HAAA HAHAHAHAHA I GOT IT IM A FUCKING FREAK I GOT IT ARGRHGH GRHGGGHHHH

not to sound like a hater but god scarlett is really pissing me off

i just want 1 ali hazelwood book where the people banging use a condom and it’s written to be fun and desirable

got a tattoo while i read this and tbh the book made me more embarrassed than the tattoo made me Hurt

if she does not dominate him in any way i will not be happy chat. so far i do not consider this kinky in the slightest

god i hope she pegs him

he got so busy yapping about how he wants to kill the r-wordist that he forgot to explain what the fuck he was actually doing. we just assume that at some point he started driving away with her, he never explained when he DID—

he got so busy yapping about how he wants to kill the r-wordist that he forgot to explain what the fuck he was actually doing. we just assume that at some point he started driving away with her, he never explained when he DID—

OHHHHH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

“i bet their dad experiments on them. that’s why they’re all so white and pretty.”
EXCUSE ME?????????

“i bet their dad experiments on them. that’s why they’re all so white and pretty.”
EXCUSE ME?????????

eat your heart out alice cullen.
“CAN I TALK TO BELLA NOW? CAN I TALK TO BELLA NOW? CAN I TALK TO BELLA N—“

what the fuck… bros talking himself out of feeling guilty ab perving on her in her sleep . saying “well i’ve committed murder so why should i feel bad ab this???” Brother Eurrhhh. What’s That. What’s That Brother.

guys… he said … he said the f word 😦 …

“a word I had never said in front of a lady slipped between my teeth”

😦🫵

EWWWWWWWW EEEEEWWWWWWWWW GROSS PEDOPHILE TEACHERRRRRR

BRIDE SEQUEL IS ALI HAZELWOOD’S NEXT RELEASE I AM EXCITED FOR MY VAMPIRE HYPERFIXATION TO BE FED

YESSS THE DOTS ARE DOTTING !!!

oh wow. i just read porn on a train.

i looove a good mystery

this book makes me feel like i’m in middle school (good)

this book makes me feel like i’m in middle school (good)

SHIT GOT ME TWISTING MY HAIR BETWEEN MY FINGERS TEEHEE TEEHEE 🫶🫶🫶

shiiiit this is good y’all gotta read this