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Please Marius is the biggest drama queen😭comes to Lestat to look at him disapprovingly and then just dips.

Louis please come get your stupid ass husband he‘s being dumb again. And Vamp Daddy won’t help him.

Lestat screaming, crying and throwing up at wanting to be human again and then HATING it the second he gets it sure is hilarious.
Everyone is right the series goes absolutely off the rails and I love it❤️

Everyone: Lestat. Don’t do it. This is the stupidest idea you had.
Lestat: anywaaaaays guys you won’t believe what I’m about to do 👀👀👀

I love how most of the book is the philosophical horror we know and love. Then sometimes there’s just Lestat discovering his kinks in real time. Good for him honestly.

Marius keeps getting dunked on in this book and I LOVE IT. Dude keeps catching L‘s😭😭

Read the Devils Minion chapter and yes it is as good as everyone says it is🫶 I would kill for Armand and Daniel.

Starting off strong with this one. The stakes are high and there’s so much going on already!
Not me feeling bad for Marius and then immediately being reminded he’s the absolute WORST lol.

Reading the devils minion chapter tomorrow! Y’all better not have hyped this chapter up for nothing. I waited two books for this 😭😭

Part V if this book is just Marius yappin for 150 pages. Oh boy🫠

„This is the only sun you will ever see again. But a millennium of nights will be yours to see as no mortal has ever seen it, to snatch the distant stars as if you were Prometheus an endless illumination by wich to understand all things.”

Hate to give it to Marius here, but yeah I would’ve folded immediately🫠
I mean hello???

“I’ve been a rebel always. You’ve been a slave to everything that ever claimed you. (Lestat to Armand)

Okay but this encapsulates them both so well!! For Armand to be loved is to be devoured whole. Lestat will always be Lestat. For better or for worse he’s authentic in a way that’s hard to describe.

Part IV: the vampire Armand summarized:

Lestat: I fucking hate you
Armand: you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid!
Lestat: no!…..okay maybe yeah

Lestat over here fucking shit up with the coven and Armand is just dissociating in the corner as a treat.
Love an unbothered king. No thoughts head empty

Armand my baby girl is back. I stand with my cancelled wife💅✨

You want to have even more paragraphs about what it means to be immortal? Grappling with the mere concept of “living” and the existence of god?

Yes Anne Rice, we all say in unison😔✨

He lived and served cunt.
Died.
Served even more cunt😩💅✨

Back with my toxic fave again. Ann I love you but the beginning reads like fanfic and not the good kind 😭

But I’m slowly getting into it. Lestat is a mommas boy who would’ve thought. We all….we all thought that actually.

I’m the Vampire Armand and my daddy Vampire groomed me into a little bitch 😔

Lestat puts the bi in bitch. I respect a man who’s messy af💅✨

ARMAND IS 17?????
Y‘all belong in jail. They could never make me hate my little murder twink. Baby doesn’t even have a fully formed frontal lobe.

I mean neither has Claudia and she’s smarter than all of them.

please Louis getting baby trapped as a vampire in a gay relationship is somehow peak camp and we don’t talk about it enough!💅✨

When the show is so good you gotta read the source material

Not my childhood obsession with Joan of Arc coming back bc of a stupid tik tok audio😳