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i feel like i’m reading someone’s dungeons and dragons game

shhh my telenovela is on

i love to hate this girl

sorry if you’re the one (1) person waiting to listen to this on libby… i forgot i had it.

i’m back, bitch (re-reading this because the last time i read this series i scrubbed my baseboards and i really need that energy to deep clean my kitchen today)

this reads like a screenplay for a rom-com but once i got past it and just focused on the plot i was obsessed. this really is so funny and good

i’ve never in my life laughed so hard at a book

i’m mad with how this was handled but it’s cute so it’s fine

my jaw is going to dislocate i’m screaming

ok fine… i’m invested

This book is funny and good. What a nice break from the flaming hot garbage I’ve been subjecting myself to lately.

did the narrator record this in a car??? 😭😭

wait, what? ok lol

I am giving this audiobook the same amount of attention as having a sitcom rerun play on TV while you clean your room.

I’m reading this in bed with a book light and I keep laughing but Zach is a sleep talker so every time I laugh he does a fake laugh with me.

This book is bad and the audiobook is even worse but at the end of the day, I’m just a girl… I will be giggling and kicking my feet until further notice.

Brynne Weaver, you evil genius bitch (respectively, I love you), you’re going to make me cry in the laundromat.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M ALMOST FINISHED WITH THE BOOK NO NO NO NO NO I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ i think i need to take a walk I CAN’T BREATHE

This is already SO good.

It’s TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME 🎵

This plot is feeling like a 3 star for me, but the writing and storytelling is so good and fantastic that I will give it 4.

The writing and vocabulary of this book is so impressive that I feel dumb.

I love how Stephanie Garber’s books feel like grown up fairy tales.

WOOOOO I love Stephanie Garber books

This is the first time I have been slightly interested in the book. There has been 0 plot until now.

Kidney stone? Passed. This book? Pissing me off.

I’ve got a kidney stone, 8oz of miralax and a migraine. This BETTER not piss me off.

Normalize reading with popcorn because I should be SHOVELING some down my throat right now. This is wild.

Jaw dropped so hard I reactivated my TMJ :(