Megan > Recent Status Updates

Ok hear me out, part of me thinks this is exactly how I would act in her situation it the saner, more rational part of me knows that I have developed self control. She, clearly, has not. Like bro stop harassing ur ex husband. Stop texting weird and emotionally unavailable things to the guy ur dating. Here's another idea, don't reach out to ur ex husbands family? You literally just don't have to do that?

Call me crazy, I don't know anything about Monica but this feels like a self insert

Wow, this guy was NOT a good man. Why do we give terrible people free rein to make such significant contributions to science

This stupid ass confession, GROSS!

Sam and Quincy should make out

i WILL finish this library book before I get on my 13hr flight tomorrow (I'm not returning for another 9 months 😐)

HELPPPPP THIS BOOK IS INSANE. HOW CAN YOU MEET ON DAY 1 AND THEN TWO HOURS LATER MAKE OUT TO THE BACKDROP OF 9/11. LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NYC SKY LINE AND THE TWIN TOWERS ARE STRAIGHT UP FALLING AND YOU'RE MAKING OUT RN. Guys I'm actually so gagged right now like genuinely what the actual fck

Lesbian awaking in the strip club let's goooooo

Just read the last line and spoiled it for myself. Fucking typical

First ever placement starts tomorrow so trying to be on theme (y'all she's gonna be a doctor)

Me when there's a portrayal of a complex mother daughter relationship *choking emote*

if this man cheats on her. IF HE CHEATS ON HER.

The fact that Howl is WELSH is taking me tf out like what do you mean he's a wizard and does magic in far away lands but in reality he's just some guy from WALES