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“Desperate people did desperate things”

“Truth is as slippery as mercury. It always seems to find a way to escape.”

Almost halfway through the book and still not sure where this is headed 😬 oh boy!!!

NOW HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW HIS CAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL

Cringing so hard every time this grown man says “mommy” and “daddy”

Take a shot every time this guy talks about “The Narrative”

Ya know it’s hard to see other people living your dream 😔😂

Jesus this book is actually SCARY!!!!!

Don’t be mean to Nancy :(

“Was it braver to keep a secret, or to tell it?”

“Sometimes you have to kill the past, let the Earth take the ashes away”

Is this really just some weird guy telling stories while he f*cks a fat hooker in a motel room???

I love Rain and I just want her and her little family to be happy and safe 🥺😔

Loving this so far, it’s really funny

Finally, some good fucking food

“No hate in the world like Christian love”…

TRIXIE MATTEL MENTIONED

Gay son and Thot daughter

Send help, having a lot of trouble getting into this rn

I am sooooo sick and tired of the “saving children from our cruel and dangerous world by killing them” trope

Just finished chapter 60 UGH what a terrible time to run out of free Spotify Listening Hours 😭😂

Noooo not the Dog 😭

….Oh lol that explains it

Nope nope nope NOPE!!

I thought everyone in Hell lost their memories from Earth. How come Cal can remember her life??

FINALLY got through that second story oml

I HATE this guy Christopher. WTF is he talking about rn, calling Anna “your highness” and acting like she wants him gone. Anna has literally done nothing to him?