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i feel like im on a rollercoaster that only has one hill and then goes straight done, you can see the end of the valley but you never reach it. this is nauseating

yo this is so fun

oh hell yeah acantha, fuck the monarchy

thus is so much better than harry potter, its like i took a shot of whimsy

oh my god what??! this book lies too much

Im so fucking confused??? i was gonna stop here and loz:totk but now i kinda just want to keep going??? what the fuck was that, why did it end there, what the fuck???

What????

what??

woah what??? that makes so much sense holy shit i did not catch that

holy shit?? that wasnt a hallucination?? in my defense evey single one of emily austin's mcs are fucked in the head

<spoiler>fuck imagine being so confident that you ask out the woman youre wife cheated on you with after yelling at a man who looked at her funny, you go polly</spoiler>

this book just referenced the old trend on tiktok that was about your 'cringey asexual Tumblr phase' and fuck if i dont remember that 🤢

Orville Redenbacher's Movie Theatre Butter popcorn

the (inaudible) unholy screech i just let out- 'Never Been in Love'??? by Will Jay??? this book was quite literally made for me

wow no one tells you how hard representation hits until it represents you holy fuck i might cry

Yo?! an adora from she-ra reference?? holy shit i love this

playing 'Oh No!' by MARINA on your colleges dying radio show is so ~~ ~~, jo i love you

oh this is already too relatable

not worth it, so very not worth it. which is like incredibly harsh of me to say considering what it actually is, but i was expecting something different. also quinn is getting on my last fucking nerve. im not gonna dnf this bc it goes by so fast, but this isnt at all what i wanted it to be

people still go to libraries- A LOT of people especially children go to librarirs! what is this?!

there are two types of autistics

if this wasnt about a typewriter that would be incredibly gruesome

The Everything That Happened better be horrendous to cause this many problems