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fuck i knew ali sucked but damn she was horrible to them

this is a dumb idea, why would you sit in a kiln - also no fucking way that's big enough for two teenage girls to fit inside with a bunch of projects

good fucking lord this is devastating...

knowing who a is, just makes mona seem very dumb during this - which i guess is part of the point? i don't know i kinda just wish her logic wasn't so washy.

take a shot every time aria says "typical rosewood boy/girl" (don't do this you will die)

thats a huge conflict of interest and shouldnt be happening

god i was really hoping they could be sisters, and im so upset that he's spencer's endgame - i need to find out why they didn't go with andrew

honestly, she has done shitty things, but her father suuuucks. and also fuck kate

great job hannah, that was an amazing response

damn this girl cannot decide on an emotion, im getting tired for her

i hate how she refers to her parents, it feels so forced

EW! she's 17 go away

"hey you wanna get in my car? i think i have some band-aids" yeah thats not sus as fuck, who says that??

the way aria talks about people pisses me of tbh

okay spencer, that absolutely was your fault let's not play victim

love a good sibling relationship

what is he, a disney villain?

jesus fucking christ why do any of that??

hahahaha, fucking brad

i just heard the words "sultry sex kitten" which was immediately followed by "tres sigh" and i dont know how not to laugh at that

FUCK HIM!! what a dick, he's not worth it hannah, dump his ass

what did fall out boy do to you??

"just go swim really fast, okay!?" sick burn dude (fuck this is so funny)

gosh reading this is like reading an original story on wattpad back when there was no ads

not annapolis catching strays lol

spencah

lolol oh my god thats such a stupid line holy shit

the "you didnt come" "you didnt call" of addie and luc vs the "you came" "you called" of dream and calliope

oh that parallel is delicious