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“Fire and Blood were the words of House Targaryen, but Dunk once heard Ser Arlan say that Aegon’s should have been, Wash Her and Bring Her to My Bed.” THE WAY I GASPED AND LAUGHED SO FUCKING LOUD.

“I took something else to remember her by instead. A lock of that red hair.” Ser Duncan, YOU DAWGGG 🫵🏽

adorable and heartbreaking. I don't blame GRRM for being fond of the show, it's accurateee 😫🤍

HBO you will pay for your crimessss!!!
1. excluded nettles
2. didn't even give justice to rhaena's storyline (father-daughter bond w/ daemon) when they made her claim sheepstealer.

I would've sued if I was GRRM.

anywaysss, I'm not yet finished but I can already say that this is the best among all asoiaf books (not counting akotsk)

oh it's GAGGY in here.

I haven't read continuously for hours in a month but as soon as I reached The Dying of the Dragons, I locked the fuck in.

I'm so mad at HBO for making it less interesting. Excluding Mushroom and Nettles + Jace supporting the Hull Brothers' legitimization are all Anti-Rhaenyra acts. GRRM loves her and they ruined her.

I'll always admire (and be jealous of) GRRM's storytelling 😫

alysanne was truly a good queen and a good mother. she's THEE mother of targaryens and dany is THEE targaryen mother.

jaehaerys is a good father ig (he made the right decision to leave saera alone), and a better king. but as a husband? I could kill him.

I couldn't help but notice the (a bit modernized) shift in the narration of saera's shenanigans. rip saera targaryen, you would've loved having an onlyfans.

“There is probably no more terrible instant of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.” - DUNE, 1965

just thinking abt it, I'm terrified of my parents dying. I wouldn't know how to function like a human being for weeks.

From: “Don't explain. Kiss me.”
To: “I won't be lectured to. You and your suffering! You're just a pitiful weakling and you always have been!”

Gloria is just a girl. Wait 'till you hear about his fiasco with Dorothy.

my girl killed herself, vronsky's suicidal ass enlisted and everybody thinks that's good for him; I could not care less about koznyshev's flopped book and levin's spiritual crisis.

I smell a brewing tragedy.

BARRISTAN THE BOLD, remember who you are!!!

just read the theater scene. how far we've come! back in the days, if you're an adulterer, you'd be alienated by high society — now if you're a rapist pedophile, you'll be the president of the united states!

or do consequences only apply to women?

MY QUEEN WHERE ARE YOUUU

since I'm almost done, I just know there will be little to no progress in the plot by the time I finish slow burn series. I YEARRNNNN FOR WINDS OF WINTER

when ur circle small but all y'all mentally ill

oh daenerysss, the first dragonrider in over a century!!!

so far so good. the intro almost got me crying, I remembered my grandma ☹️