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The vibe readers are catching strays 🫢

Can you IMAGINE getting blown up by a grenade that you were WARNED ABOUT because you just had to see a stripper 😭 they were just kids

So… are there going to be any female characters? 😅

I can only renew this one more time 😭

The way I’m ready to go to war for these little witchy lesbians 😭

I can’t believe I found a dark academia book I can sink my teeth into 😭

This is so silly and delightful 😭

This might be the most quotable King book

WHAT

“I think it's relatively easy for people to accept something like telepathy or precognition or teleplasm because their willingness to believe doesn't cost them anything. It doesn't keep them awake nights. But the idea that the evil that men do lives after them is more unsettling." 🔥

Here we goooo

*pokes with stick* c’mon, do something

Okay cool so I already need a spreadsheet for all these characters

Nope did not see that coming 🫪

I have no idea what’s going to happen

I’m 100% SAT

Tbf I too would spill my guts for the promise of grilled salmon every day

Wait… why is this really good?