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“My name is Celaena Sardothien, and I will not be afraid.”

I need a fucking break.
Holy hell.

My pillow is actually wet from all the sobbing I have been doing for the past 10 minutes oh my goddddddddd

Ugh. I literally knew he did it.
Chapter 34 really had me crying ughhhhhh why must the world be so cruel?

I am just…. Without words….
Fuck

“If you’re so concerned about my humanity, Elena, then reach into my soul and find it, because I’m not sure I have any left.”
Ughhhhhhhhhh be still my hearttttttt

My friend said I couldn’t pick each book individually.
But just know I’m three books in, and honestly I ate down the third book.
Her literally going to town on all these bitches is sending me and I’m here for it.
Kind of wish I would’ve started w this book first, but nonetheless. Here we are.

I -
I am just in awe, honestly
Like -
Man this book really got me tongue tied rn
All I gotta say is…damn

When I tell you I have been actually screaming these last 50 pages.
The whiplash is - insane
Also man peeing himself is actually sending me, bc man if a woman did that to me, me too man. Me too

Oh my gosh, hold on.
Let me glue my wig on right bc I’m about to read Celaena let out a whole can of whoop ass on these bastards.

Chaol’s attraction to Celaena. Ugh. Delicious.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FORGOT ABOUT THE GROUP CHAT

I want to keep reading but I also want to savor Ronan and Logan’s love story
Also I love Dakota, but let the man have his own love interest, I don’t think he’s into the whole three way

Man I forgot Cal took Buffalo
I also find it hilarious how both guys were literally drunk shooting each other and nobody even knew

Nooooooo don’t hurt my baby Dakota
He literally is trying his hardest

I have no idea the importance of Dakota…but his story makes me so sad

Man, I don’t think I’d be into maple syrup but that scene really got me trembling

Apparently, I’m a goddamn glutton for punishment.

No, but why the fuck did this book already start having me cry 50 pages in?
Physically had to sit down, curl into myself, and cry like a hyena in heat.

These last few chapters short circuited my nervous system
I was shaking, crying, and pacing like a Victorian child with consumption
I need more immediately or I will actually start eating drywall

I’M ACTUALLY SOBBING AND SCREAMING I WANT TO THROW UP

I’m. Fucking. Numb.
I cried for the past 20 min and now…now I’m numb.

Color me smitten

I’m genuinely trying to savor this book to the last crumb.
It cannot end. I refuse to believe there is an end to this story

“Why Robin?”
“Because she’s my sidekick,” I tell him. He peeks at me.
“I’m Batman.”

I cry I cry I cry

Guess I need new sheets.

Imma be honest, I’m surprised she hasn’t spent all her money on chocolate since she’s so obsessed.
And her snoring like a bear is sending me.

But can we talk about the TENSION between her and Chaol?
DELICIOUS

I’m not just SCREAAAAAAAMING, i’m chomping at the bit, pacing like a feral alley cat whose tasted joy once and now demands more.

“What an amazing shitshow…”

Wow oh wow

I'm a hungry little gremlin reading this.