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jakes v is on page 324 of 372 of Hidden Pictures

The way I’m actually gagged rn
How did I not see this coming?

— Nov 03, 2026 06:01PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 240 of 372 of Hidden Pictures

Am I being gaslit?

— Nov 03, 2026 04:16PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 111 of 372 of Hidden Pictures

Honestly, I’m so curious about Anya as much as the next person - but Mallory is an idiot

— Nov 01, 2026 09:21PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 298 of 352 of A Court of Splintered Harmony (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #6)

Man

— Oct 28, 2026 05:18PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 284 of 352 of A Court of Splintered Harmony (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #6)

Ugh, I don’t want this to end

— Oct 28, 2026 05:03PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 242 of 352 of A Court of Splintered Harmony (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #6)

Damn, Lucien is about to lose his mind

— Oct 28, 2026 03:59PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 208 of 352 of A Court of Splintered Harmony (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #6)

The way I am gagged and was clutching my pearls this last chapter

I also forget how badass Nesta can be
Kinda sad for her

— Oct 28, 2026 03:13PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 90 of 352 of A Court of Splintered Harmony (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #6)

G A S P
LIKE - I KNEW? BUT DAMN.

— Oct 27, 2026 06:55PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 75 of 352 of A Court of Splintered Harmony (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #6)

Man, I missed my people

Also, totally understand the other territories’ POV. Like it doesn’t seem fair, but also, yeaaaah

— Oct 27, 2026 02:29PM 1 comment

jakes v is on page 262 of 353 of The Knave and the Moon (The Stonewater Kingdom, #2)

Man, Benji needs to lose his crown
He’s literally a child playing king I can’t stand him

— Oct 27, 2026 06:16AM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 138 of 353 of The Knave and the Moon (The Stonewater Kingdom, #2)

Dedrick literally being a bully rn actually had me shook to my toes
Him pushing her down and kicking her with a smile on his ugly face

— Oct 25, 2026 08:31PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 117 of 353 of The Knave and the Moon (The Stonewater Kingdom, #2)

Ugh - poor Rory
A shitty life since day one

— Oct 24, 2026 06:58AM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 67 of 353 of The Knave and the Moon (The Stonewater Kingdom, #2)

This man really is a work of art. I can’t believe I ever liked him. Shame on me.

Also, her getting stabbed by a spear actually had me gagged

— Oct 21, 2026 08:51PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 380 of 395 of The Knight and the Moth (The Stonewater Kingdom, #1)

G A S P
BENJI!?

— Oct 20, 2026 08:00PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 245 of 395 of The Knight and the Moth (The Stonewater Kingdom, #1)

“It is not like me to be the bearer of bad tidings. Bartholomew does not know how to swim. But worry not— She has always excelled at drowning.”

You guys… I am SCREAMING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE IS SO FUNNY

— Oct 20, 2026 04:23PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 130 of 395 of The Knight and the Moth (The Stonewater Kingdom, #1)

When I tell you this damn gargoyle has had me hootin and hollerin every time he speaks

I’m also curious what One saw in the mirror

— Oct 19, 2026 08:22PM 1 comment

jakes v is on page 37 of 395 of The Knight and the Moth (The Stonewater Kingdom, #1)

Her not having a name is actually hilarious to me

— Oct 19, 2026 02:29PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 190 of 368 of Thoughts Be Bloody

The way I screamed when Hamlet got slapped in class

But also, that man deserves it. Him being a bad influence is actually sending me bc I know this little twink is eating it all up

— Oct 17, 2026 08:46PM 1 comment

jakes v is on page 100 of 368 of Thoughts Be Bloody

Gasp, a time magician

Man, the magic system in this book is delicious

— Oct 16, 2026 06:15PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 67 of 368 of Thoughts Be Bloody

Hamlet knows he’s the actual bag of chips. He knows what he’s doing, and he knows Horatio is down bad for him.

— Oct 16, 2026 04:45PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 235 of 255 of Crown Me Yours (Heartstring Duet, #2)

Oh my gosh I had to take a break bc I’m literally crying rn

— Oct 15, 2026 05:28PM 1 comment

jakes v is on page 164 of 255 of Crown Me Yours (Heartstring Duet, #2)

Not me kicking my feet and giggling rn

— Oct 15, 2026 03:47PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 138 of 255 of Crown Me Yours (Heartstring Duet, #2)

I -
So she’s crazy

— Oct 15, 2026 12:49PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 110 of 255 of Crown Me Yours (Heartstring Duet, #2)

Her shoving her hand where it don’t belong
Ain’t no waaaaay girl, didn’t your mommy teach you manners?

— Oct 15, 2026 12:32PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 50 of 255 of Crown Me Yours (Heartstring Duet, #2)

AHHHHH WE GET A VALE POV

— Oct 15, 2026 11:17AM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 257 of 278 of Crown Me Dead (Heartstring Duet, #1)

WHO IS LYING

— Oct 14, 2026 07:00PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 130 of 278 of Crown Me Dead (Heartstring Duet, #1)

I have two theories cooking up rn
Who do I trust?

— Oct 14, 2026 04:18PM Add a comment

jakes v is on page 694 of 1156 of It

Alright, the past 30ish pages weren’t bad.
I truly hope all this is going to pay off, bc I genuinely was looking forward on learning more about Pennywise and Derry

— Oct 13, 2026 11:04PM 1 comment

jakes v is on page 662 of 1156 of It

I’m gonna be honest, I fear I may have to DNF this…

This entire book is centered around racism, fatphobia, and homophobia, and I’m honestly just here to learn more about Pennywise’s history. But we’ve lost the plot so many times just to circle back to another hate crime.

Like… how is this man not cancelled?

— Oct 12, 2026 06:33PM 1 comment

jakes v is on page 540 of 1156 of It

Man Richie is 10x more annoying in the book than he was in the movie
Every time he speaks I roll my eyes

— Oct 10, 2026 09:39PM 2 comments

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