Aubrea McNamara > Recent Status Updates

Need to do research on warlocks

You bargain with ONE demon and that that’s all anyone talks about!

A juggling workshop!?!? This man is a psychopath and should be in jail.

Well as the lawyer here, you should be charged with extortion. How turn tables have turned.
Tate is a walking red flag. 🚩

I watched every second of the Amber/Johnny trial so I’m am an expert here. I’m basically a seasoned lawyer. And you sir, cannot sue for deformation. Case closed.

Even the ghost saw that as weird.

This man doesn’t know how to do laundry, goes to a diner for Toast but has tools in his car to take apart a faucet?

TOSSED ON MY DIRTY CLOTHES!?
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

THIS MAN IS A PSYCHOPATH!
He went for a run, didn’t shower then drove to a diner for TOAST!? My guy… every Airbnb has a damn toaster. And you bought bread yesterday. This is unhinged.

Idk about the if you own a cat you can’t be a serial killer. Pretty sure serial killers put litter boxes in the kitchen and dry swallow ibprophen.

Liter box in the kitchen!? Straight to jail. Lifetime sentence.

Hang on I need a cigarette.

Ooooof. This one is just for me. When the book triggers a memory I forgot. Monster cookies. I’m back being 19 in Eugene Oregon driving to the mini mart at 9:30 to our routine of getting a double scoop and a cookie that I won’t eat. What a trip.

ALL THE WERES TO THE YARD!?
I’m dead. 🐺😂

Ok, Ali. I see what you did there.
You can tell she had fun writing this book.

Ship of Theseus:
The only character I was invested in is the Monkey, and I understand basically nothing.
Now to read the rest of S

TRUFFLE RISOTO. The twilight Easter Egg is making me slow clap.

Emmy is not a good friend.

NO CHEESE!?
Nope. I’m out. Take me to the grave.

This is what they mean by “save a horse, ride a cowboy” but I’m just saying the mustache is gonna be as problematic as sex on the beach.

This page needs to be discussed. I’m LOVING this little book.

I love reading books that solidify how American I am. This book was written in 1970 and I identify with sassy pants Hanff. There’s the saying “the red coats are coming” but 150 years later I don’t know that they’re prepared for an American book girlie. We are terrifying. And we hold nothing back.

Straight on till morning… I guess

I love a good firearm girlie.

“You’re so violent”
“It’s just who I am, darling”
😵🏴‍☠️

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIM GROWING UP IN FLORIDA!?
Y’all. Swimming lessons are important. Teach the girls to swim (and carry a Glock). So many avoidable conflicts.

Yeah Tinkerbell was never trustworthy. 72 years later… don’t trust a jealous fae still tracks.

I just read that chapter in the same room as my family watching baseball.