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Miles is so hot.

I thought for once I was going to experience an Emily Henry protagonist free of debilitating trauma but nope daddy issues of course bro I’m actually crying real tears right now Peter is such a fucking asshole

If miles shaves the beard I’m killing his ass

True is so icky omfg

This is genuinely so creepy

why are we already in love with tru. If this is friends to lovers shouldn’t we not even realize that he’s not yet until we’re already ON the road trip. Otherwise what is the point of the whole Keanu thing 😭

Britney Spears debuted in 1999 and the Berlin Wall fell in 1989 the colors aren’t running here

“Listening to the chicken-fucking song with her that night was like sprinkling cocaine on my heart.”

I’m sorry I love it

These books within books are always so corny and unrealistic

“‘I once had a sex dream about the green M&M.’”

so quirky

Haymitch is an icon

“She’s going to knock em dead at the interview” I laughed out loud

DAMN THIS REALLY IS THE FAIR THAT CHANGED AMERICA

“The blood rushes out of my stomach.”

???

That’s not a phrase
What does that mean

Sabrina is awful

Sabrina annoying as fuuuuck I would kms if I was friends with her😒

“Hearts can be so stupid.”

Men are so dramatic

Ppl don’t fuckin talk like this

“Hey, Alyona Ivanovna, you old witch! Lizaveta Ivanovna, you indescribable beauty! Open up!”

Sis I’m loving this

Mc already speaking in riddles I can’t fucking do this

FUCK CORIOLANUS SNOW!

I fuckin hate coryo

High-as-a-kite-bottom 😭😭😭😭

“Even Mom’s place of death is cluttered.”

Her grandma voice is actually priceless

“I’m allowed to hate someone else’s dream, even if it’s my reality.”

“This house is an embarrassment. This house is shameful. I hate this house. I hate how being inside it makes me feel tense and anxious, and all week long, I look forward to my three-hour escape into the land of testimonies and pine-scented tile cleaner.”

I’m about to lose my shit because it can be so good and then it just gets so drawn out

where is effie