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eli is on page 120 of 256 of Slumberland: A Novel

Britney Spears debuted in 1999 and the Berlin Wall fell in 1989 the colors aren’t running here

— Jul 17, 2025 08:03PM Add a comment

eli is on page 47 of 256 of Slumberland: A Novel

“Listening to the chicken-fucking song with her that night was like sprinkling cocaine on my heart.”

I’m sorry I love it

— Jul 16, 2025 10:14AM Add a comment

eli is on page 297 of 377 of Book Lovers

These books within books are always so corny and unrealistic

— Jun 28, 2025 09:29PM Add a comment

eli is on page 270 of 377 of Book Lovers

“‘I once had a sex dream about the green M&M.’”

so quirky

— Jun 26, 2025 08:22PM Add a comment

eli is on page 189 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games)

Haymitch is an icon

— Jun 05, 2025 08:45PM Add a comment

eli is on page 137 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games)

“She’s going to knock em dead at the interview” I laughed out loud

— Jun 05, 2025 09:29AM Add a comment

eli is on page 181 of 464 of The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair That Changed America

DAMN THIS REALLY IS THE FAIR THAT CHANGED AMERICA

— Feb 12, 2025 06:26PM Add a comment

The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair That Changed America

eli is on page 354 of 416 of Happy Place

“The blood rushes out of my stomach.”

???

That’s not a phrase
What does that mean

— Jul 25, 2024 07:20PM Add a comment

eli is on page 301 of 416 of Happy Place

Sabrina is awful

— Jul 24, 2024 08:03PM Add a comment

eli is on page 166 of 416 of Happy Place

Sabrina annoying as fuuuuck I would kms if I was friends with her😒

— Jul 18, 2024 08:54PM Add a comment

eli is on page 164 of 416 of Happy Place

“Hearts can be so stupid.”

— Jul 18, 2024 08:51PM Add a comment

eli is on page 117 of 416 of Happy Place

Men are so dramatic

— Jul 16, 2024 09:34PM Add a comment

eli is on page 93 of 416 of Happy Place

Ppl don’t fuckin talk like this

— Jul 16, 2024 10:54AM Add a comment

eli is on page 87 of 564 of Crime and Punishment

“Hey, Alyona Ivanovna, you old witch! Lizaveta Ivanovna, you indescribable beauty! Open up!”

Sis I’m loving this

— Jan 22, 2024 07:56PM Add a comment

eli is on page 2 of 564 of Crime and Punishment

Mc already speaking in riddles I can’t fucking do this

— Jan 06, 2024 04:14PM Add a comment

eli is on page 242 of 652 of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (The Hunger Games, #0)

FUCK CORIOLANUS SNOW!

— Dec 27, 2023 08:30AM Add a comment

eli is on page 174 of 652 of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (The Hunger Games, #0)

I fuckin hate coryo

— Dec 25, 2023 12:50PM Add a comment

eli is on page 22 of 652 of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (The Hunger Games, #0)

High-as-a-kite-bottom 😭😭😭😭

— Nov 25, 2023 09:25AM Add a comment

eli is 99% done with I'm Glad My Mom Died

“Even Mom’s place of death is cluttered.”

— Nov 19, 2023 07:52PM Add a comment

eli is 90% done with I'm Glad My Mom Died

Her grandma voice is actually priceless

— Nov 19, 2023 07:07PM Add a comment

eli is 72% done with I'm Glad My Mom Died

“I’m allowed to hate someone else’s dream, even if it’s my reality.”

— Nov 19, 2023 06:43AM Add a comment

eli is starting I'm Glad My Mom Died

“This house is an embarrassment. This house is shameful. I hate this house. I hate how being inside it makes me feel tense and anxious, and all week long, I look forward to my three-hour escape into the land of testimonies and pine-scented tile cleaner.”

— Nov 17, 2023 06:58PM Add a comment

eli is on page 105 of 272 of Lord of the Flies

I’m about to lose my shit because it can be so good and then it just gets so drawn out

— Sep 20, 2023 10:54PM Add a comment

eli is on page 118 of 390 of Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3)

where is effie

— Sep 03, 2023 11:29AM Add a comment

eli is on page 39 of 390 of Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3)

how is plutarch alive 😭

— Aug 23, 2023 10:46AM Add a comment

eli is on page 39 of 390 of Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3)

how is plutarch alive 😭

— Aug 23, 2023 10:45AM Add a comment

eli is starting Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2)

“I can’t fight the sun. I can only watch helplessly as it drags me into a day that I’ve been dreading for months.” i’ve literally been reading for 10 seconds why are you such a good writer suzanne

— Jul 27, 2023 04:02PM Add a comment

eli is on page 275 of 374 of The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1)

peeta❤️

— Jul 23, 2023 09:14PM Add a comment

eli is on page 138 of 374 of The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1)

‘And there I am, blushing and confused, made beautiful by Cinna’s hands, desirable by Peeta’s confession, tragic by circumstance, and by all accounts, unforgettable.’

— Jul 20, 2023 03:48PM Add a comment

eli is on page 126 of 278 of How the One-Armed Sister Sweeps Her House

“the tourists find that a walk along the shore is less about a stroll on the stretch of pink powder reproduced in the magazines and more the halting stop-and-start necessary to avoid the glass-bottle pieces that have not yet been in the sea long enough to be smoothened and dulled by sun and salt and made into something worthy of the treasure-hunting of children.”

I love when authors are talented

— May 29, 2023 10:35PM Add a comment

How the One-Armed Sister Sweeps Her House

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