Sheyhem > Recent Status Updates

FUCK :(

”Do you think I kept you on the project for so long because I needed a junior high schoolteacher around?” OUCH?? God the betrayal hurts even more in the book than the movie, he was a last resort backup the whole time :(

Grace my aroace icon <3 i’ve also sat through people oversharing and just waiting awkwardly for it to be over

Oh i love Dimitri so much what a guy

Rocky immediately flying up to the ship after noticing it ough i love him so much

That awkward moment when your revenge is a bit too effective

Oh no if it isn’t the consequences of your actions

Shoutout to Villefort’s cousin who is ”a personage as insignificant in our story as in the world he occupied”

Eugénie my queer icon

I don’t like Haydée’s and the count’s relationship at all I’ll be honest, could be a remnant of its time but eugh the dynamic is gross from a modern lens

Caderousse you really only had yourself to blame there bud

Mr. President a second case of incest has hit the book’s relationships

Man these people love the idea of suicide the moment things go wrong

Poor Mercedes :(

I dislike Albert but god I still feel bad for him for how much he tries go get closer to the count only for him to be politely cold as always. I fully get why he does it but god poor Albert has no idea what he represents to him

My god another Caderousse jumpscare AND everything and everyone is connected yet again? amazing

Oh Mercedes is going through it

MÄ JOPA MIETIN SILLON KU MAINITTIIN ET ALBERT ON UUSRIKKAASTA SUVUSTA OLIN ET LOL VÄHÄNKU MORCEFIT JA NO VOI VITTU

EI VITTU MÄ NYT TAJUSIN ET ALBERT ON SE MERCEDEKSEN INCEST POIKA

”sapenkarvaisiksi” KARVAISEN VANHA MERKITYS SPOTTED IN THE WILD

Everyone in this book loves to yap the moment they get asked something

My god fuckboys really have existed for centuries. I could run into a modern Albert by opening Tinder

Dantès you absolute madlad how do you come up with this stuff

”Kaikki nämä puut ovat tietysti taipuneet mistraltuulen suuntaan, joka tuuli on yksi Provencen kolmesta vitsauksesta. Muut kaksi, niin kuin tiedetään tai ei tiedetä, ovat Durance-joki ja parlamentti.” 💀

Dantès sai kaks isää ja menetti molemmat mitä vittuu oikeesti :(

Dantès: we should kill that guy with rocks
Faria: can we not