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That awkward moment when your revenge is a bit too effective

Oh no if it isn’t the consequences of your actions

Shoutout to Villefort’s cousin who is ”a personage as insignificant in our story as in the world he occupied”

Eugénie my queer icon

I don’t like Haydée’s and the count’s relationship at all I’ll be honest, could be a remnant of its time but eugh the dynamic is gross from a modern lens

Caderousse you really only had yourself to blame there bud

Mr. President a second case of incest has hit the book’s relationships

Man these people love the idea of suicide the moment things go wrong

Poor Mercedes :(

I dislike Albert but god I still feel bad for him for how much he tries go get closer to the count only for him to be politely cold as always. I fully get why he does it but god poor Albert has no idea what he represents to him

My god another Caderousse jumpscare AND everything and everyone is connected yet again? amazing

Oh Mercedes is going through it

MÄ JOPA MIETIN SILLON KU MAINITTIIN ET ALBERT ON UUSRIKKAASTA SUVUSTA OLIN ET LOL VÄHÄNKU MORCEFIT JA NO VOI VITTU

EI VITTU MÄ NYT TAJUSIN ET ALBERT ON SE MERCEDEKSEN INCEST POIKA

”sapenkarvaisiksi” KARVAISEN VANHA MERKITYS SPOTTED IN THE WILD

Everyone in this book loves to yap the moment they get asked something

My god fuckboys really have existed for centuries. I could run into a modern Albert by opening Tinder

Dantès you absolute madlad how do you come up with this stuff

”Kaikki nämä puut ovat tietysti taipuneet mistraltuulen suuntaan, joka tuuli on yksi Provencen kolmesta vitsauksesta. Muut kaksi, niin kuin tiedetään tai ei tiedetä, ovat Durance-joki ja parlamentti.” 💀

Dantès sai kaks isää ja menetti molemmat mitä vittuu oikeesti :(

Dantès: we should kill that guy with rocks
Faria: can we not

Villefort on vaihtanu ikää mun silmissä vaikka kuinka usein koska ”seitsemänkolmattavuotiaana” on ilmaisu jota en oo ennen kuullu lmao, typpi meni nuoresta vanhukseksi kunnes kirja sanoj nuori mies useamman sivun jälkeen jolloin vihdoin etin et mitä toi seitsemän kolmatta tarkottaa

Dantés is 19??? Danglars when I fucking get you‼️‼️
Also Villefort sucks as well I did not expect him to be fucking 73 like bro you needs to stop thinking about your engagement and focus on your burial service

I don’t think I’ve ever hated a character as much as Danglars oh my god mikä kusipää oikeesti

Imagine being 26 and beefing with a 20yo to the point of wanting to ruin his life completely 💀 what a loser

Imagine being 26 and beefing with a 20yo to the point of wanting to ruin his life completely 💀 what a loser